I am guaranteed entertainment. If you don't find me incredibly and undeniably charming, you will at least find me humorous. Also, I have some damn good stories of daring adventure which you will most likely see as unquestionable stupidity, but to each his own.
I've been shot at. Not many people can say that.
People who enjoy good beer and good coffee usually place higher on my list of quality people.
I've got a thing for photography; check it if you want: www.ohdavey.com . At least it'll give you some idea of what I do with my life.
Also, I bike.