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29 M Cincinnati, OH

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Last Online
Today – 7:15pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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First of all, I haven't updated this in a literal year, so my apologies if anything is out of date. I no longer have a beard. Sorry to be such a disappointment. I'm disappointed in myself, honestly. Maybe I'll put a new picture up soon... Maybe. I'll have to think about it.

I am guaranteed entertainment. If you don't find me incredibly and undeniably charming, you will at least find me humorous. Also, I have some damn good stories of daring adventure which you will most likely see as unquestionable stupidity, but to each his own.

I've been shot at. Not many people can say that.

People who enjoy good beer and good coffee usually place higher on my list of quality people.

I've got a thing for photography; check it if you want: . At least it'll give you some idea of what I do with my life.

Also, I bike.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I'm working at a sushi place downtown, but I'm getting ready to start something big in the next few weeks. I'm not going to ruin it just yet, but if you live downtown or in OTR you're going to love me. More so when you're feeling lazy or drunk.

I also have random musical and photographical ventures on the side. Maybe something will come of those, or not. It's fun either way.
I’m really good at
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Getting lost, road trips, picking music that makes you move your feet, logical thought, illogical actions, figuring people out, terrible jokes.

Also, ideas. Sometimes it's really annoying how many good ideas I have. I had the great idea to make a pour-over coffee with half bourbon and half hot water. Not even kidding... potent, but delicious.

I also recently made a skyline chili sushi roll and it was the best thing ever. I'm kind of a genius.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a tall drink of sarsaparilla.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books - Frankenstein, The Song of Fire and Ice series is pretty kick-ass, Lord Jim, Choke, anything from Dostoevsky or Dumas, Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World, and anything on archaeology will pique my interest. Mainly classics with the occasional historical or modern book thrown in.

movies - Anything by the following directors: Terry Gilliam, Tarantino, The Coen Brothers, Kubrick, Nolan, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Kurosawa. All comedies from the 80's and early 90's with very few exceptions.

music - Currently? Not sure why, but I'm really digging elctronica and 80's new wave. If you don't like Tears for Fears I'm not sure we can be friends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A damn good book
my bike
comfortable couches
vicious storms
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Always with friends, usually drinking classy beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Though I love porters and stouts I find Malibu and OJ to be quite refreshing.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you're the type of person who takes this site too seriously, we're probably not going to work out.