I am guaranteed entertainment. If you don't find me or my beard incredibly and undeniably handsome, you will at least find me humorous. Also, I have some damn good stories of daring adventure which you will most likely see as unquestionable stupidity, but to each his own.

I've been shot at. Not many people can say that.

People who enjoy good beer and good coffee usually place higher on my list of quality people.

I've got a thing for photography; check it if you want: www.ohdavey.com . At least it'll give you some idea of what I do with my life.

Also, I bike.

Currently I'm working at a couple coffeeshops downtown, but I'm getting ready to start something big in the next few months. I'm not going to ruin it just yet, but if you live downtown or in OTR you're going to love me. More so when you're feeling lazy or drunk.

I also have random musical and photographical ventures on the side. Maybe something will come of those, or not. It's fun either way.

Getting lost, road trips, picking music that makes you move your feet, logical thought, illogical actions, figuring people out, terrible jokes.

Also, ideas. Sometimes it's really annoying how many good ideas I have. Like last week I had the great idea to make a pour-over coffee with half bourbon and half hot water. Not even kidding... potent, but delicious.

My beard.

books - Frankenstein, The Song of Fire and Ice series is pretty kick-ass, Lord Jim, Choke, anything from Dostoevsky or Dumas, Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World, and anything on archaeology will pique my interest. Mainly classics with the occasional historical or modern book thrown in.

movies - Anything by the following directors: Terry Gilliam, Tarantino, The Coen Brothers, Kubrick, Nolan, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Kurosawa. All comedies from the 80's and early 90's with very few exceptions.

music - Currently? Not sure why, but I'm really digging elctronica and 80's new wave. If you don't like Tears for Fears I'm not sure we can be friends.

A damn good book
my bike
comfortable couches
pockets
vicious storms
Spotify

Always with friends, usually drinking classy beer.

You like beards. Mine is nearing lumberjack / dockworker status.

And if you're the type of person who takes this site too seriously, we're probably not going to work out.