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thenewyou

27 M Stockton Springs, ME

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra
Education
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm at a loss for words.

I do things.

I'm looking for people as hungry as I am.

I plan to build a cabin on some land I have in Maine. In the meantime, I live in New York.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a manager of a medical company marketing department. Basically I am Don Draper (JK).

I ride motorcycles.
I take pictures.
I play music.
I like to learn and teach.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asking you about yourself. What are you good at?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The tattoo on my forehead...no. I don't think I stand so apart from the crowd aesthetically. Mustache? Camera? Doe eyes*?

Fair warning: if you're boring I may kill you.

*This woman in the Bellagio once swore I had the greatest Doe Eyes she had ever seen, that she didn't really know what it meant to have doe eyes until she met me. Her husband was right there, it was a little awkward, but then he and I discussed technology, which he liked to think was brought to us by aliens. I got half the conversation on video before my battery died. I missed the bit about the Doe Eyes. There are a lot of drunk people, and a lot of weird people, in Las Vegas, but they are usually very nice to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ahh,
H2G2, Catch-22, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Virgin Suicides, Vonnegut, Palahniuk...that kind of stuff was formative for me. I still read quite a bit. Recent completions include What I Talk About When I Talk About Running, Why Zebras don't get Ulcers, Unconscious Branding and Fun Home (Bechdel).

He Died with a Felafel in His Hand, The Rage in Placid Lake, Walkabout, and other lighthearted Australian comedies. I like to be thrown off, too- Beautiful People, Welcome to the Dollhouse, The Edukators, American Beauty...

I tend to like USA network stuff...Oh, and Misfits! Nowadays I don't really have time for TV, but when I do, it's more Mad Men, Downton Abbey, Dr. Who, Community, and ArDev.

Gosh...this stuff? http://grooveshark.com/#/photos.graphic
A girl on OKC turned me on to Band of Horses (no pun intended.) I thank her for that. Local bands I've liked include Nelsonvillains, Wind-Up Bird, Zan Strumfeld, anything fronted by Brian from the Coffee Shoppe.

I like food. I'm kindof modified paleo-diet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mind, my senses, people, surprises, music, coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to help myself so I can better help others. I have a plan to help save the world.

Forer effect. OKC claims to have matched us using carefully crafted algorithms. In reality, there is a cat in a box with a keyboard. They feed it Tuesdays. That magical connection you feel is just hormones.

Also, the women on this site have, on average, much better pictures than on modeling websites. Maybe that's just brooklyn girls, though, where 99% of my matches seem to reside.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Curled up inside, or adventuring. I prefer to dance at home, and I am not a bar crawler. Maybe if I had more energy that would change. Although I am going through a sporto phase so who knows!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
CFS
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've thought about it but you're not sure, you want to, you'd hate to, I'm your nemesis or you're in love. If you don't care, neither do I.