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thenolabyrd

19 Shreveport, LA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:05pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Vegetarian. Feminist. Atheist. ISTJ. Liberal. Democrat. Goody Two Shoes. Studying French and Business and Gender Studies.

The kind of person who genuinely cares and can not fathom when others don't.

I'm 70% introvert and 30% extrovert. I prefer nights in most of the time.

I'm a feminist so we will split the bills. If you don't know what a feminist is (aka you think they hate men), it's not my job to educate you so please message me only after you've educated yourself.

I'm an Old Hollywood/Rockabilly/Vintage enthusiast. What I wouldn't give to be Bettie Page or Dita Von Teese. I try to be the blonde version of them. :)

Ideal date: swing dancing at the WWII Museum to Big Band Music. Then maybe we can cook a meal together because the food there sucks lol.

Very big believer in the idea of the "ball is in your court" theory. If you are the last person to talk in the conversation, then it's up to me to reach out to you. And vice versa. I'm just a big fan of communication, idk.

Deal Breakers:
You have illegal history, frequently smoke, drink excessively, do drugs, have addiction problems.
You play mind games. I'm upfront and honest. I keep things real. You need to, too.
You wear camo lol. I mean, not really, but there's a 99% we won't get along cause you probably think killing animals for fun is cool and sexy and manly or some shit and I can't deal with that. If it's for work, that's different, obviously.

Fun fact my least favorite thing ever is when people say they "can't describe themselves" or for their description they say "just ask." In case you couldn't tell, I'm a very open, descriptive person lol. And since we're all individuals, I feel like everyone should be proud enough of themselves to be able to differentiate who they are from everyone else.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Earning at least two degrees and a minor from Centenary College of Louisiana.

Fighting for equality and justice for every member of society.

Following my passions; the French language, feminism, and activism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing French.
Intelligent conversation.
Being passionate about everything I do and sharing that passion with others.
Empowering people to follow their dreams.
Being well-informed and having educated opinions.
Being hard-working and dedicated; I'm always one to take initiative and be a leader.
Knowing my weaknesses! Aka why I stopped trying to play sports a long time ago, haha!
Knowing who I am; I have a really strong sense of self-identity.
Sometimes my Pinterest recipes come out nice.
I have a talent for writing poetry and short stories. I'm very good with languages in general. Grammar also comes very naturally to me.
Putting together outfits and styling them.
I'm a very good public speaker.
Pretending to live in the 50s minus all the patriarchal bullshit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physical: Eyes, smile, hair, legs.

Intellectual: Strong beliefs, always learning, passionate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:

The Princess Bride, The Purity Myth, A Little F'd Up, Is Everybody Hanging Out With Me?, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Naked, anything by David Sedaris, anything about Old Hollywood, anything about feminism. I always have a stack of twenty books I need to read but never make time for. I need to work on that.

Movies:

Favorite ever is The Princess Bride. I also like The Ugly Truth, The Ward, MALEFICENT, Niagara, How To Marry a Millionaire, The Seven Year Itch, and other Old Hollywood Classics especially with Marilyn Monroe, Liz Taylor, or Judy Garland. Love rom coms. Sad movies are just too painful man.

Shows:

DOCTOR WHO. BBC Sherlock, The Mindy Project (seriously the one liners on this show are LEGENDARY "oh, cookie dough, please solve my problems"), New Girl, Pawn Stars, The Office, any comedies like that.

UPDATE: The other night, The Mindy Project had the best one-liner ever. "This can't be worse than when I shred your passport for confetti, is it?" Mindy Kaling is a goddess amongst women.

Music:

All time favorite artist is Vanessa Carlton. Her work beyond A Thousand Miles is so impressive and unique. Second favorite is Lady Gaga. If you think Gaga is just a talentless pop princess, you are so so so wrong. More on that later. I also really enjoy Émilie Simon, Bjork, Lorde, Jack White, The White Stripes, A Fine Frenzy, Beyoncé, Coldplay, U2, The Script, Michelle Branch, Taking Back Sunday, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, old big band music like Glenn Miller, Eric Hutchinson, Kate Nash, Kate Bush, Celine Dion, all sorts of people. I don't really like country except for Shania Twain. Because really who doesn't like Shania Twain?

If you know who Bjork is, we'll probably get along. If you know who Émilie Simon is, we'll definitely get along. If you're also excited for Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett's new jazz album, I'm in love.

Here are some chill songs, because apparently that's a thing people do:

http://youtu.be/YY6nz8bhPhQ

http://youtu.be/Fg1meK-IgOM

http://youtu.be/_7HvURBhMGE

http://youtu.be/rshm6hWkxVA

http://youtu.be/Cf72ljWJqAY

Food:
God food is my life. I'm Italian y'all. I love white cheddar macaroni and cheese. If I could bathe in pasta, I would, just sayin. Crawfish, crab, and shrimp are glorious. Add them to pasta...someone hold me. My grandma's gumbo is where it's at. I adore Japanese food...sweet potato hand rolls, miso soup, and edamame gyoza! I hate salads...just cause I'm vegetarian doesn't mean I only eat veggies. However I love bell peppers, broccoli, green beans, and many many other veggies. Love spicy food. So much food. All the food. Minus meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My father's handwritten poetry notebook.
2. The ability to communicate.
3. My hair clip (practical as hell!)
4. Autonomy.
5. Alone time.
6. Support from my family and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make sure I live every moment I'm given on this earth to the fullest.

How to improve my community and help people.

How to destroy the patriarchy.

Why people think it's okay to reduce me to a pair of tits.

How it would feel performing a burlesque show.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying relaxing at home or hanging out with friends. I am low key and like nights in cuddling and watching netflix.

I go to clubs rarely but it's not a weekly activity in the slightest. I love going to see drag or burlesque shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am open in relationships and like to try out alternative things. You'll find out more if we get there.

I have a fetlife lol.

Also I want to be a pin up model and a burlesque star. Also I'm GOING to be a pin up model and a burlesque star. #Goals.

Sooooooo, in my free time, I choreograph little burlesque-style dances. The one I'm working on right now is for Lady Gaga's Do What U Want. Annnnnd if you wanna check out what I have so far, go right ahead. Don't be too critical, though! I just do this for shitz&giggles.

http://youtu.be/O3ZPl4GbYto
You should message me if
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If...

You won't get mad/upset if I don't respond immediately. Honestly. As a matter of fact, I actually do have a life outside of this app, and if you're the type of person who gets upset if I don't respond to your message in two days, we're probably not gonna be good together.

You actually listened to one of (or all!) of the songs I just put up. And liked them, hopefully!

You live in Louisiana or the surrounding areas. I go to school in Shreveport but live in NOLA. You should live close to one of those places.

You're NOT looking for a hookup. You wanna get to know someone. I have nothing against casual sex, but I don't screw bad people. Lol.

We have things in common. If you're a feminist. You enjoy keeping up with current events and intelligent conversation.

You don't have a substance abuse problem, you don't smoke or drink excessively, you don't hunt, you don't have STDs.

Really just looking for someone who will appreciate the love letters I send and will send me love letters back. Guess I'm a romantic.