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theodossian

61 Aberdeen, UK Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–70
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. Welcome to my profile and welcome to my world. Feel free to look around. And if long blocks of text and lists turn you off, just miss bits out. No worries.

Everything I say about myself is true....... except for the bits that are.... mmm.... exaggerated, creative or just plain bollocks.

I am: passionate, reliable, tolerant, solvent and heaps and heaps of fun.



I am relaxed, tolerant and gifted, oh, and edible.

I like: swimming, cinema, theatre, music, art, books, Argentine tango, my computer, my website, broadband, walking, driving, pubs, cleaning the bathroom.

I dislike: hypocrisy, violence, racism, so-called political correctness, U2.

Some Favourite Quotations:

"Always forgive your enemies. It's what annoys them most." Oscar Wilde.

�The greatness of a nation and its moral progress may be judged by the way its animals are treated." Mahatma Gandhi

�I am not young enough to know everything.� Oscar Wilde

�See the losers in the best bars. Meet the winners in the dives.� Neil Young

�Weasels ripped my flesh.� Frank Zappa


Just to be serious for a minute - a minute is about as much as I can manage - the quotations I would recommend to you, the ones which mean most to me are these:
1. What do you do when you fall far from help?
We wait till we can get up. Then we go on.... and on.
Samuel Becket
2. If you tremble indignation at every injustice then you are
a comrade of mine.
Ernesto "Che" Guevara

And now in Aberdeen Doric:

Flyke min? Hae'in mince i nicht? Ony quines oot 'ere that ken foo ti mak rowies? Lang may yer lum rik.

And in French:

Esk il faut vraiment faire ceci? J'en ai déjà marre et j'ai envie de dormir. Oh, OK. Je suis toujours en train d'améliorer mon français. Une langue, c'est pour la vie. Pas uniquement pour Noël.
Je voudrais bien trouver des amis francophones. C'est toi? Tu voudrais un copain écossais?
En ce moment, je fais la lecture de Huis Clos de J-P Sartre. Pas terrible Voila.

And in Latin:

Eheu!! O me miserum!!

O fons Bandusiae, splendidior uitro, dulci digne mero, non sine floribus, cras donaberis haedo, cui frons turgida cornibus primis et uenerem et proelia destinat.

Caesar et erat forte.
Brutus ad sum iam.
Caesar sic in omnibus.
Brutus sic in tram.

Nunc dimittis servum tuum, Domine, secundum verbum tuum in pace. Actually, I like that better in the King James Bible English translation: Now, Lord, lettest thou thy servant depart in peace...... It has a sort of ring to it, even to a heathen like me.

And In Mandarin Chinese:

Ni hao. Wode minzi jiao Alan. Wo xuexi Zhongwen. Wo hui shuo Zhongwen hen hao. Wo you Zhongguo de fangzi. Wo zhao congming qizi ba. Women shi gaoxing yiqi. Nimen song dianzi youjian zui wo ba. Xiexie, wode pengyoumen!

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have spent most of my life in public service of one kind or another. Since I have become a person of independent means, I have thrown myself into voluntary work. It makes me feel I'm still contributing to civilization, such as it is.

I spend a lot of my time swimming and hanging out with my mates down the pub or sitting in front of this screen. Lately, I have been much occupied teaching myself web design. I write a bit too: poetry, short stories and stuff but most of it's crap even though some of it is published.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beautiful feet.
Mes beaux pieds.
Pedes mirabliles mei.
Sans oublier mes chaussettes roses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A)Yeah Yeah Yeah by Roddy Lumsden/Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams/War and Peace by L Tolstoy/A la recherche du temps perdu by Marcel Proust/The Book of Love by Roddy Lumsden/More Die of Heartbreak by Saul Bellow/Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T.E. Lawrence/Eyeless in Gaza by Aldous Huxley/Roads to Freedom by J-P Sartre/Testament of Youth by Vera Brittain/Zazie dans le Metro by Raymond Queneau/The Buddha of Suburbia by Hanif Kureshi/Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh/Memoires d'une jeune fille rangee by Simone de Beauvoir/A Dance to the Music of Time by Anthony Powell/All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque/The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera/The Meaning of Liff by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd/Peanuts by Charles Shultz

(B)Cabaret/The Usual Suspects/Dr.Strangelove/The Third Man/Incendies/Lincoln/Ed Wood/Anything by Eric Rohmer/Lawremce of Arabia/Robin Hood Dir Ridley Scott/Kingdom of Heaven also Dir Ridley Scott/Les Quatre Cent Coups/L'Amour en Fuite/Love Story(only joking) Ghostworld/Trainspotting/Casablanca/A Night in Casablanca and any Marx Brothers/Gosforth Park/Gorky Park/Heaven's Gate/Leningrad Cowboys Go America/L.A. Confidential/Jackie Brown/Being John Malkovich/Close My Eyes/The Maltese Falcon/Women in Love/Full Metal Jacket

(C)Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Elvis Costello, The White Stripes, The Ramones, Rameau, The Bastard Fairies, Nouvelle Vague, Pink, Randy Newman, Schubert, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Melanie Safka, Dick Gaughan, Janis Joplin, Jane Birkin, Handel, Georges Brassens, Jacques Brel, Mariza, Neil Young, Franco Zapparelli, Hendrix, Dylan, Electric Six. Oh, and The Hives. And PJ Harvey and Patti Smith, and lots more.....

(D)Mince and tatties, sushi, fish, veggies, fresh fruit, pasta, Indian, Chinese and stuff like vegetarian club sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.Love and affection 2.Music. 3.Broadband 4.My Pinball Machine 5.A convivial pub 6.Nice neighbours
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1. Getting up.

2. The sound of sun-warmed breezes whistling through the twisted, dried up limbs of a single, long-dead tree which cracks a desert plain stretching tens of miles, flat and buff, till broken by the jagged line of distant mountain ranges as horizon.

3. Earwax.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the pub, setting the world to rights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the King of Bongo Bong.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
.....you would like to share my leftover wine.