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theoldmanfiasco

22 F Henrico, VA

My Details

Last Online
May 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Half misanthrope, half humanist.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My dream is to work at an animal sanctuary or do something involving animal rights. I'd also love to build my own house next to a loch in Scotland and live off the land and hang my clothes outside on a clothesline so they smell like the wind...

But whatever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Petting cats. Goodwill-ing. Collecting bad art and cat figurines. Trying to get good at sewing. I like writing and painting and drawing on walls. I'm a good listener but not a very good talker.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hear I'm intimidating, which I think is absurd. I think my shyness sometimes translates into steely disapproval.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Classics. Any book that was banned when it was first published. Also, House of the Spirits.

Harold and Maude, Young Frankenstein, Alfred Hitchcock, The Criterion Collection, any movie involving suicide.

Any show involving before and after photos, antiques, art and design, or the fifties.

Beirut, Tallest Man on Earth, Of Montreal, Iron and Wine, Grouper, Slowdive, The Drums, Magnetic Fields, The Smiths, Exploding Hearts, Jacuzzi Boys, The Muffs, RVIVR, Propagandhi, Bad Books, Margot and the Nuclear So and So's, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, on and on and on and on..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Thrift stores
Musty old books
Cats
Swing sets
Mozart
Solitude
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Animals. Social injustice. Cats. Old men.

...Mostly cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching old movies, documentaries (I really like documentaries about sex-related topics), reading poetry, scribbling away in a notebook, being generally boring..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bathe nude.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're vegan or vegan-curious. You want to plant a garden. You think graveyards are comforting. You're a writer, a reader, or an artist. You also bathe nude. You should message me if people generally give you weird looks when you talk.