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38 M Newport Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I probably shouldn't put this in here because it might make me more enemies than fans, but I'm looking for someone cool not fans so what the hell?
I've lived in "Orange County" for about 8 years and have met a FEW great women but sadly overall this place is the bottom of the barrel.... The land of the blank stares ...
And I've been all over the planet enough meeting people to make that I live here? Yes. Am I stuck here? No ... Are you an exception to the rule and awesome? I hope so....

well, now there is proof...its ALL about the photo's...
read this article...haha.. shallow waters!

this kind of sums up online dating too..
lets meet in person.. not exchange numbers and be penpals...
it's not that hard! if our parents dated like we do now, we'd all not exist and just be swipes on little screens....


I'm're too serious I know.

i travel all over the world for work in the music business.... i probably have a cooler job than most people you know.. partially because i got lucky in life and partially because people like me and want me around...and partially because i am persistent and a hard worker...

friends that know me are friends for life....that's all i am looking for.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Depends on the day of the week!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
It really amazes me to see what some women are able to do to their eyebrows these days..... Maybe it's disturbing...maybe it's maybeline?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My fake eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books are bad for your eyes and i still have 20/20.... Prove me wrong?;)

Music: name the band, I've probably seen them, name the song I can probably play it or tell you why it sucks!

Movies: the ones where you can sneak in the back door of the theatre..

food:! thai, good Mexican...occasional Italian....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
nice weather (we all need vitamin D)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully not being "typical"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
She's a little lost girl in her own little world
She looks so happy but she seems so sad

She's a little lost girl in her own little world
I'd like to help her I'd like to try

She talks to birds she talks to angels
she talks to trees she talks to bees
She don't talk to me
Talks to the rainbows and to the seas
she talks to trees
She don't talk to me
Don't talk to me
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...if you actually have some time and freedom in your life to meet someone cool for more than just an interview and have fun...I get it, we are all busy, following our dreams, with families and friends...but if you are too busy, it is a turn off...

(but if you are totally busy because you have the key to eternal ageless life, please please please message me how!)

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?