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theoriginalfion

37 San Francisco, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 33–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i'm a cheeky, fun-loving, and independent lady with a good sense of humor and a great sense of rhythm (according to my kindergarten teacher-funny story). i've lived all over the place (sf, dc, san diego, glasgow-kinda random). i moved back to the bay three years ago...it's nice to be home.

i'm a berkeley grad (GO BEARS!) and an attorney by trade, but i've changed gears a bit recently...i love what i do for a living. ask me about it.

i'm very close to my family. my parents are from great britain and are still (happily?) married after 45 years. i grew up catholic - not practicing now, but the catholic guilt remains. i'm very close with my sister and my three nephews and spend a lot of time with them. i also feel really lucky to have great friends from every stage of my life. i've been friends with my best friend since we were five!

in terms of my passions-music, travel, exercise, sports (playing and watching). i love to go to live shows, comedy clubs, CAL, 49ers, and Giants games. i've traveled pretty extensively, and am always looking for the next opportunity to get a new stamp for my passport. i hit the gym regularly- mostly body conditioning classes and bikram yoga. i golf (terribly) and i really want to learn how to play tennis. any interest in a match?

i keep up on current events and i enjoy a good debate. i can certainly hold my own-and hopefully you can too! i love to laugh and to make others laugh with my somewhat sarcastic sense of humor and occasional self-deprecating stories (you know, the whole british thing). i enjoy cooking and entertaining. i love to dance (that is a huge understatement).

my new years resolution this year-do something I've always wanted to do once a month. it can be a big thing-like taking a trip, or a small thing, like checking out a new restaurant. october was the world series (kinda big one). november was mortified...any ideas for december?

who i'm looking for: a kind, funny, smart, and perhaps irreverent man, who won't be embarrassed when i start singing into my finger microphone, and might start singing into his own (not required), who wants to travel the world, go to the gym, and head to a show or a game. a partner in fun! someone who wants to give love and receive love in equal measure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
livin it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing, karaoke, backbends, making brownies, making fun of myself...i also do a mean glaswegian accent and mix a lethal cocktail!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my laugh? or perhaps my sarcasm? depending on my clothing choice, perhaps my cleavage? who the hell knows-no one ever tells you that! actually, one thing people do say - i look younger than my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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music: arcade fire, the shins, the decemberists, death cab for cutie, mumford & sons, jt, jayz, oldies but goodies - new order, the cure, the smiths, depeche mode.

food: i have strong opinion about dining, always. love a good cup of tea, a delicious veggie burrito, SENOR SISIG is the yummiest ever, a nice steak, vietnamese, patxis deep dish :-)

books: i've always got a book at my bedside. right now - american rust. all time favorites? love in the time of cholera, paula, kite runner, the namesake, middlesex, a prayer for owen meany, anything by david sedaris, he cracks my shit up!

tv: i'm not afraid to say i proudly own and watch a television! i like fun and serious stuff...some favs, breaking bad, the bridge, orange is the new black, house of cards, arrested development, parks and rec, the daily show, the colbert report, frontline, the news hour-i'm a sucker for mark shields...i wish he was my grandpa!

movies: i don't go to the movies much, but i enjoy watching comedies, dramas, and documentaries...you don't want to watch a scary movie with me-i tend to hide behind the person i'm watching with, cover my ears, and sing some version of "la la la la la"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family/friends
music
exercise - yoga, weight training, hiking, spinning
NPR
a good cup of tea (pg tips preferred!) and a good book
ice cream
Giants/Niners/CAL football (i'm a glutton for punishment)
yes, that's seven, six is a random number anyway!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
when i can take down this profile...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
happy hour and/or dinner...hopefully out with friends and having a good time!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i cried during the last colbert report. i knew that i loved stephen, but tears, really?
You should message me if
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you can make me laugh, you enjoy cutting a rug, you want to grab a drink and have a chat

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