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theotherlars

37 Minneapolis, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a software analyst. I am going to school right now to get my Masters in Computer Science.
I recently bought a house. I have been spending a lot of time making it my own.
Enjoying the weather and riding my bike.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If only I knew what people think about me when we first meet... But alas, I know not the thoughts contained within their heads.

Probably that I am shy/awkward, I'm not a first impression kinda guy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books: I'm partial to historical nonfiction, science fiction short stories (who doesn't love Lovecraft?). I'm pushing through the Song of Ice and Fire books. It's not going well. I'm also a news junkie. While not technically books, it's still a type of reading.

Favorite movies: I'm all over the map on this one. I love movies and will give just about anything a look. That being said, my favorite movie is Last of the Mohicans. No specific reason why.

Favorite shows: documentaries of all sorts. I never get sick of WWII documentaries. Luckily, there is no shortage of those. A
list of favorites past & present: Archer, ATHF, Venture Bros., Frisky Dingo, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, the various Stargate series, Firefly, Farscape, Arrested Development and Game of Thrones (it's a magnificent train wreck at times). As you can see, I'm a geek.

Favorite music: Love music of all sorts. While every genre of music has something that is brilliant and worthy of attention, it's just easier to find with some than with other. If it's electronic and/or Scandinavian i'm predisposed to interest. Not being in to music is kind of a deal breaker.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) Travel. Must see more.

2.) Music

3.) World news

4.) Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I day dream and dwell on embarrassing things I did a decade ago. At times, it's kind of a struggle to be mindful and focus on the moment. But, what's going on in my head is probably more interesting than the moment.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you accept that, more often than not, you're enough of a hedonist to forego the future in favor of the moment.

If you think activities are best enjoyed in thematic attire.

If you're ok with my intolerance of conservative assholes.

Or if you're just looking for something to do.

This profile was written by Lars' friend Leah. He thinks it is boring. But, the one he wrote got no attention.