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37 M Minneapolis, MN

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Last Online
Today – 4:31pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I have 25 children. They are all named Lars regardless of gender. I love none of them.
What I’m doing with my life
I technically work in software. But it's really just a cover. My true role is to promote social engagement amongst the unsocial. Unfortunately, I'm not exactly brilliant at this. It's a thankless and consuming duty.
I’m really good at
Doing things that make perfect sense to me when I do them and less and less sense when reflected on over time. I'm also brilliant at immediate gratification.
The first things people usually notice about me
If only I knew what people think about me when we first meet... But alas, I know not the thoughts contained within their heads.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books: I'm partial to historical nonfiction, science fiction short stories (who doesn't love Lovecraft?). I'm pushing through the Song of Ice and Fire books. It's not going well. I'm also a news junkie. While not technically books, it's still a type of reading.

Favorite movies: I'm all over the map on this one. I love movies and will give just about anything a look. That being said, my favorite movie is Last of the Mohicans. No specific reason why.

Favorite shows: documentaries of all sorts. I never get sick of WWII documentaries. Luckily, there is no shortage of those. A
list of favorites past & present: Archer, ATHF, Venture Bros., Frisky Dingo, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, the various Stargate series, Firefly, Farscape, Arrested Development and Game of Thrones (it's a magnificent train wreck at times). As you can see, I'm a geek.

Favorite music: Love music of all sorts. While every genre of music has something that is brilliant and worthy of attention, it's just easier to find with some than with other. If it's electronic and/or Scandinavian i'm predisposed to interest. Not being in to music is kind of a deal breaker.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Travel. Must see more.

2.) Music

3.) World news

4.) Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I day dream and dwell on embarrassing things I did a decade ago. At times, it's kind of a struggle to be mindful and focus on the moment. But, what's going on in my head is probably more interesting than the moment.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you accept that, more often than not, you're enough of a hedonist to forego the future in favor of the moment.

If you are unconcerned about what is realistic or expected.

If thinking about the world elevates you, crushes you, makes you furious, or causes a concerning rapid cycling of emotional states.

If you think activities are best enjoyed in thematic attire.

If you're ok with my intolerance of conservative assholes.

Or if you're just looking for something to do.