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38 M London, United Kingdom

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Last Online
Today – 12:24pm
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
*** Update: I'm moving out to Toronto at the end of May so I guess this profile should only really be of any use to women in the GTA. However, if anyone fancies meeting up for a movie or an evening in a blues bar in the meantime feel free to let me know! :) ***

*** IMPORTANT: I may be in my mid 30's but I have no interest in having a family so if you're looking for a relationship with kids somewhere down the line I'm not the guy for you. (the same also applies if you already have kids, you could be awesomebiscuits but I'm just not interested) ***

If you're still reading, allow myself to introduce... myself... (10 nerd points if you know the quote...)

I'm a musician, web design nerd, photographer and general creative type. I live my life how I want, have no attachments/kids/ex wives/baggage and if I'm honest I stopped growing up somewhere in my mid 20's... (I take life seriously enough that it doesn't kill me!)

Intelligent though prone to moments of male stupidity; varied sense of humour taking in everything from slapstick to highbrow wordplay and everything in between (except charlie chaplin and laurel and hardy, I just don't find them funny. Or Borat for that matter); learning new stuff; tattoos (on me and on women); love a bit of stand up comedy, tech and general geeking.

Music-wise I'm into most things from Tom Waits to Metallica and Slayer via Classical, Jazz, Blues, Folk and a whole bunch of other stuff too. I'm not too arsed about Hip-Hop and R'n'B, I find them exceptionally bland.

I'm looking for an independent, intelligent, sexually confident/comfortably experimental woman with a sense of humour (a nice bum is also a requirement!). Someone who's happy talking about everything from movies to quantum physics, politics to family guy. Someone who's interested in nights in and out, long lazy days spent in bed or wandering around the city, who I find fascinating and confusing and beautiful and compelling.

I have recently come to accept that I have a type: petite (skinny or curvy but definitely short), nerdy/shy, funny/silly, glasses a plus, a little on the bossy side, tattoos a bonus but not essential, pale skin.

I don't want someone who's into all the same things as me, that would be dull. A bit of variety is always good. Show me new things and broaden my horizons and I'll try to do the same thing for you.

I'm not a particularly outdoorsy person, it's all very pretty but I like my comforts and being in field or sharing a portable toilet at a festival with several thousand other people is my idea of hell on toast. If you're looking for a country walks/camping buddy then I'm not for you...

Anything else you want to know, just ask.

I should just add that I hate the word "Banter" with a passion that quite possibly defies linguistic description. The same goes for the Ukelele: it's the badge of the pretentious hipster and it sounds like a piece of crap too!
What I’m doing with my life
I work as an Audio Visual Technician (Microphones and Powerpoint action!) which is as glamorous as it sounds :)

I do a bit of Photography here and there; mainly buildings, architecture & live shows. I'm pretty handy at web design too and general computer nerding. I've been a bass player for a loooooooong time now and I'm a music and movie geek.
I’m really good at
Bass guitar
Computery stuff
Making cups of tea
Massage (Bass player's hands ;) )
Crowd control (not sure how that's too useful on here...); Photography
Looking serious while being silly
Making people laugh
Calming people down (I have a soothing voice and calm manner)
Making a mess
Doing what I'm told to by cute women

There are many other things I can do, but they don't spring to mind right now!
The first things people usually notice about me
My size (6'2"), my voice, my tattoos and that i'm a lot smarter and kinder than i look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not much of a fiction reader, more into my learning books.


Big Lebowski
Blade Runner
Star Wars
The Taking Of Pelham 123
Blazing Saddles
Ron Burgandy
Austin Powers
Sooooooooooo many films, so little time!


Metal, Rock, Blues, Jazz, a dash of "good" Country, Folk, D'n'B, dark electronic stuff like Burial. Anything that someone's actually sweated to create.

Tom Waits
Seasick Steve
The Eagles
Tori Amos
Paradise Lost
Type O Negative
Tony Bennett
Miles Davis
Lightning Hopkins
and so many more

Family Guy
The Newsroom
The West Wing
Law & Order
Battlestar Galactica (new one)
How I Met Your Mother
A Bit Of Fry And Laurie
Monty Python
Black Books
The Day Today
Brass Eye
The Wire
The Thick Of It

Peanut butter

From that list I probably sound like a porker but I'm not, I'm in pretty good shape!
The six things I could never do without
Peanut Butter &/or Curry
The Internet
I'd also say sex but I've been fighting my way through a serious drought these last few years and surviving somehow so I guess it's not such a life or death thing!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
music, movies, sex, the internet, tights, web design, tv shows, comedy, the universe. Oh, and food.

There are so many things I'd like to do and places I'd like to go that my brain is constantly active.
On a typical Friday night I am
Used to be working then heading home alone to watch crap on TV and work on my website project. Nerdy but true. Now the work I'm doing seems to be more day based and so I have my Friday evenings free again! :D

Since I quit the booze my desire for a raging friday night out has evaporated. It would be pretty awesome to go home with/to someone though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't play board games due to a childhood Monopoly incident (and I'm a crappy loser, I lose like a Wookie...)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like tall, beardy, creative blokes with tattoos and brains who are a little scruffy around the edges...

You fancy a brew and a chat sometime.

Also, if you're Australian, Canadian, American, East European or Northern then that would be very nice, sexy accents one and all. :D