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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:49am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Right, time to streamline this:

### I should state from the outset that I don't want kids. Also, if you already have kids, I'm sure they're great and you're a wonderful mother but again, I'm not the guy for you.

I'm a musician, web developer, nerd, photographer and general creative type. I have several large tattoos; love a bit of stand up comedy, tech and general geeking.

I'm looking for someone smart, independent, kinky and open minded, non-monogamous (I'm monogamous but I'm looking for a non-monogamous woman that wants all the intimacy, fun and security of a committed relationship but who wants to continue to enjoy her freedom to be single and see other people) and preferably a little on the bossy side...

I know, it's very specific! If you want to know more then please feel free to ask, I'm not shy about what I'm after and will elaborate if you want to know more .

I have recently come to accept that I have a type:

- petite (either skinny or curvy but most definitely short),
- younger than me, generally under 35
- nerdy/dorky,
- shy,
- funny/silly,
- glasses a plus.
- tattoos/piercings a bonus but not essential
- pale skin (the paler the better, points for being a cute albino!)
- funny women. Apparently many guys are put off by a woman that cracks all the gags but I love it. Make me laugh and I'm all yours.

I'm not a particularly outdoorsy person; if you're looking for a country walks/camping buddy then I'm not for you...

Anything else you want to know, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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Got myself a pretty sweet full-time job as a Conference Sound Technician in the heart of London. The pay's great, the hours are almost sociable and I get to geek out :D

Doing some freelance in WordPress Website Construction and Management.

I do a bit of Photography here and there; mainly buildings, architecture & live shows.

I've been a bass player for a loooooooong time now (so if you're looking for lessons or someone to jam with or you just have a weakness for bass players...) and I'm a music and movie geek.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bass guitar
Computer stuff
Making cups of tea
Massage (Bass player's hands ;) )
Crowd control (not sure how that's too useful on here...); Photography
Looking serious while being silly
Making people laugh
Calming people down (I have a soothing voice and calm manner)
Making a mess

There are many other things I can do, but they don't spring to mind right now!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People are either intimidated by me or they just feel totally comfortable with me the moment we meet.

Underneath the big, gruff exterior I'm actually a giant teddy bear of a human. I also have a nice voice and calm manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not much of a fiction reader, more into my learning books.


Action, sci-fi, comedy, drama, political thriller, thrillers, some world cinema, docs and a whole lot more. There's really not too many types of film I'll not watch but I won't bother with chick-flciks, period dramas, most of Eddie Murphy's recent output or generally things that I'm told I HAVE to see.


Metal, Rock, Blues, Jazz, a dash of "good" Country, Folk, D'n'B, dark electronic stuff like Burial. Anything that someone's actually sweated to create.


Funny stuff, docs, intelligent stuff, interesting dramas (loving Fortitude at the moment), sports, science docs, cop shows

Tasty things; not squid or mushrooms though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I recently got rid of most of everything I had so now my life is essentially:

My bass guitar
My laptop (and peripherals)
A suitcase with some clothes in it
My camera
The requisite paperwork to prove I am who I say I am.

beyond that, I guess I can live without most material things but I do love

Peace and Quiet
The Internet

That's it really. :D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, movies, sex (and a whole host of things that go with it), the internet, web design, tv shows, comedy, the universe. Oh, and food. And why the general background smell of humanity is onions...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since I quit the booze my desire for a raging friday night out has evaporated. I do enjoy going out though, I don't want to sound like I've ground to a social halt!

I'm hoping that my career change to web development means I'll have a buttload more free time than I used to when working events.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've had a vasectomy. I wasn't kidding about the "no kids" bit in my summary. I put this here as both full disclosure and to separate out the women who really, truly DON'T want to have kids from those who say it and hope they can change a guy's mind later.
You should message me if
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You are pale, intelligent, silly, geeky and you like tall, beardy, older, creative blokes with tattoos and brains who are a little scruffy around the edges, that you can boss around and who'll have the kettle on when you come home.

You fancy a brew and a chat sometime.

Also, if you're Australian, American, East European or from Northern England then that would be very nice, sexy accents one and all. :D (and Northern doesn't include Birmingham I'm afraid, it's my sexual Kryptonite)