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38 M London, United Kingdom

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Last Online
Today – 3:05am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
London, I am back in you!

I'm a musician, wordpress enthusiast nerd, photographer and general creative type. I live my life how I want, have no attachments/kids/ex wives/baggage and if I'm honest I stopped growing up somewhere in my mid 20's... (I take life seriously enough that it doesn't kill me!)

###I should state from the outset that I don't want kids. If you're even remotely broody or thinking that at some point in the distant future you're going to have kids then I may not be the long term option for you. Also, if you already have kids, I'm sure they're great and you're a wonderful mother but again, I'm not the guy for you. ###

Intelligent though prone to moments of male stupidity; varied sense of humour taking in everything from slapstick to highbrow wordplay and everything in between (except charlie chaplin and laurel and hardy, I just don't find them funny. Or Borat for that matter); learning new stuff; several large tattoos; love a bit of stand up comedy, tech and general geeking.

I'm looking for someone who's interested in nights in and out, long lazy days spent in bed/on the sofa indulging in some serious netflixing or wandering around the city who I find fascinating and confusing and beautiful and compelling. Someone smart, independent, kinky.

I have recently come to accept that I have a type: petite (either skinny or curvy but most definitely short), nerdy/dorky, shy, funny/silly, glasses a plus, very kinky and a little on the bossy side, tattoos/piercings a bonus but not essential and pale skin.

I also love funny women. Apparently many guys are put off by a woman that cracks all the gags but I love it. Make me laugh and I'm all yours.

I don't want someone who's into all the same things as me, that would be dull. A bit of variety is always good. Show me new things and broaden my horizons and I'll try to do the same thing for you.

I'm not a particularly outdoorsy person, it's all very pretty but I like my comforts and being in field or sharing a portable toilet at a festival with several thousand other people is my idea of hell on toast. If you're looking for a country walks/camping buddy then I'm not for you...

Anything else you want to know, just ask.

I should just add that I hate the word "Banter" with a passion that quite possibly defies linguistic description. The same goes for the Ukelele: it's the badge of the pretentious hipster and it sounds like a piece of crap too!
What I’m doing with my life
I work as an Audio Visual Technician (Microphones and Powerpoint action!) which is as glamorous as it sounds :)

I do a bit of Photography here and there; mainly buildings, architecture & live shows. I'm pretty handy at web design too and general computer nerding. I've been a bass player for a loooooooong time now and I'm a music and movie geek.
I’m really good at
Bass guitar
Computery stuff
Making cups of tea
Massage (Bass player's hands ;) )
Crowd control (not sure how that's too useful on here...); Photography
Looking serious while being silly
Making people laugh
Calming people down (I have a soothing voice and calm manner)
Making a mess

There are many other things I can do, but they don't spring to mind right now!
The first things people usually notice about me
I look quite serious and intimidating to most people (some people do see right through it though which is always nice) but underneath I'm actually a giant doofus of a human. I also have a nice voice and calm manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not much of a fiction reader, more into my learning books.


Big Lebowski
Blade Runner
Star Wars
The Taking Of Pelham 123
Blazing Saddles
Ron Burgandy
Austin Powers
Sooooooooooo many films, so little time!


Metal, Rock, Blues, Jazz, a dash of "good" Country, Folk, D'n'B, dark electronic stuff like Burial. Anything that someone's actually sweated to create.

Tom Waits
Seasick Steve
The Eagles
Tori Amos
Paradise Lost
Type O Negative
Tony Bennett
Miles Davis
Lightning Hopkins
and so many more

Family Guy
The Newsroom
The West Wing
Law & Order
Battlestar Galactica (new one)
How I Met Your Mother
A Bit Of Fry And Laurie
Monty Python
Black Books
The Day Today
Brass Eye
The Wire
The Thick Of It

Peanut butter (I have to say no more sadly, after getting a kidney stone this year and peanut butter possibly being partially responsible...)

From that list I probably sound like a porker but I'm not, I'm in pretty good shape!
The six things I could never do without
The Internet
My bass
I spend a lot of time thinking about
music, movies, sex, the internet, web design, tv shows, comedy, the universe. Oh, and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Used to be working then heading home alone to watch crap on TV and work on my website project. Nerdy but true. Now the work I'm doing seems to be more day based and so I have my Friday evenings free again! :D

Since I quit the booze my desire for a raging friday night out has evaporated. It would be pretty awesome to go home with/to someone though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find Claudia Winkleman incredibly attractive, she's just my kind of mad biscuits...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like tall, beardy, creative blokes with tattoos and brains who are a little scruffy around the edges...

You fancy a brew and a chat sometime.

Also, if you're Australian, American, East European or from Northern England then that would be very nice, sexy accents one and all. :D (and Northern doesn't include Birmingham I'm afraid, it's sexual Kryptonite)