I'm a musician, wordpress enthusiast nerd, photographer and general creative type. Intelligent though prone to moments of male stupidity; varied sense of humour taking in everything from slapstick to highbrow wordplay and everything in between (except charlie chaplin and laurel and hardy, I just don't find them funny. Or Borat for that matter); learning new stuff; several large tattoos; love a bit of stand up comedy, tech and general geeking.
###I should state from the outset that I don't want kids. Also, if you already have kids, I'm sure they're great and you're a wonderful mother but again, I'm not the guy for you. ###
I'm looking for someone I find fascinating and confusing and beautiful and compelling. Someone smart, independent, bossy and kinky.
I have recently come to accept that I have a type: petite (either skinny or curvy but most definitely short), nerdy/dorky, shy, funny/silly, glasses a plus, very kinky, non-monogamous (essentially I would love to be either your primary partner while you go off and have lots of fun ((think ethical cuckolding)) and share the experiences you have with me or be one of your chosen partners. i know it's complicated so feel free to ask me about it!) and a little on the dominant side (in my general life I'm a big sort of alpha but in my personal life I like to please and attend to women). I am also very comfortable to fall asleep against, I have a sofa like quality...
tattoos/piercings a bonus but not essential and pale skin.
I also love funny women. Apparently many guys are put off by a woman that cracks all the gags but I love it. Make me laugh and I'm all yours.
I'm not a particularly outdoorsy person, it's all very pretty but I like my comforts and being in field or sharing a portable toilet at a festival with several thousand other people is my idea of hell on toast. If you're looking for a country walks/camping buddy then I'm not for you...
Anything else you want to know, just ask.
I should just add that I hate the word "Banter" with a passion that quite possibly defies linguistic description. The same goes for the Ukelele: it's the badge of the pretentious hipster and it sounds like a piece of crap too!