I'm a musician, wordpress enthusiast nerd, photographer and general creative type. I live my life how I want, have no attachments/kids/ex wives/baggage and if I'm honest I stopped growing up somewhere in my mid 20's... (I take life seriously enough that it doesn't kill me!)
###I should state from the outset that I don't want kids. If you're even remotely broody or thinking that at some point in the distant future you're going to have kids then I may not be the long term option for you. Also, if you already have kids, I'm sure they're great and you're a wonderful mother but again, I'm not the guy for you. ###
Intelligent though prone to moments of male stupidity; varied sense of humour taking in everything from slapstick to highbrow wordplay and everything in between (except charlie chaplin and laurel and hardy, I just don't find them funny. Or Borat for that matter); learning new stuff; several large tattoos; love a bit of stand up comedy, tech and general geeking.
I'm looking for someone who's interested in nights in and out, long lazy days spent in bed/on the sofa indulging in some serious netflixing or wandering around the city who I find fascinating and confusing and beautiful and compelling. Someone smart, independent, kinky.
I have recently come to accept that I have a type: petite (either skinny or curvy but most definitely short), nerdy/dorky, shy, funny/silly, glasses a plus, very kinky and a little on the bossy side, tattoos/piercings a bonus but not essential and pale skin.
I also love funny women. Apparently many guys are put off by a woman that cracks all the gags but I love it. Make me laugh and I'm all yours.
I don't want someone who's into all the same things as me, that would be dull. A bit of variety is always good. Show me new things and broaden my horizons and I'll try to do the same thing for you.
I'm not a particularly outdoorsy person, it's all very pretty but I like my comforts and being in field or sharing a portable toilet at a festival with several thousand other people is my idea of hell on toast. If you're looking for a country walks/camping buddy then I'm not for you...
Anything else you want to know, just ask.
I should just add that I hate the word "Banter" with a passion that quite possibly defies linguistic description. The same goes for the Ukelele: it's the badge of the pretentious hipster and it sounds like a piece of crap too!