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theotherlebowsk

39 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
London, I am back in you!

I'm a musician, wordpress enthusiast nerd, photographer and general creative type. Intelligent though prone to moments of male stupidity; varied sense of humour taking in everything from slapstick to highbrow wordplay and everything in between (except charlie chaplin and laurel and hardy, I just don't find them funny. Or Borat for that matter); learning new stuff; several large tattoos; love a bit of stand up comedy, tech and general geeking.

###I should state from the outset that I don't want kids. Also, if you already have kids, I'm sure they're great and you're a wonderful mother but again, I'm not the guy for you. ###

I'm looking for someone I find fascinating and confusing and beautiful and compelling. Someone smart, independent, bossy and kinky.

I have recently come to accept that I have a type: petite (either skinny or curvy but most definitely short), nerdy/dorky, shy, funny/silly, glasses a plus, very kinky, non-monogamous (essentially I would love to be your primary partner while you go off an have lots of fun and share the experiences you have with me. i know it's complicated so feel free to ask me about it!) and a little on the bossy side.

tattoos/piercings a bonus but not essential and pale skin.

I also love funny women. Apparently many guys are put off by a woman that cracks all the gags but I love it. Make me laugh and I'm all yours.

I'm not a particularly outdoorsy person, it's all very pretty but I like my comforts and being in field or sharing a portable toilet at a festival with several thousand other people is my idea of hell on toast. If you're looking for a country walks/camping buddy then I'm not for you...

Anything else you want to know, just ask.

I should just add that I hate the word "Banter" with a passion that quite possibly defies linguistic description. The same goes for the Ukelele: it's the badge of the pretentious hipster and it sounds like a piece of crap too!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Forcing myself to go freelance in WordPress Website Construction and Management. It's all a bit scary if I'm honest but I've got a life and lifestyle in mind and being my own boss is the only way.

I do a bit of Photography here and there; mainly buildings, architecture & live shows. I've been a bass player for a loooooooong time now and I'm a music and movie geek.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bass guitar
Computery stuff
Making cups of tea
Massage (Bass player's hands ;) )
Crowd control (not sure how that's too useful on here...); Photography
Sleeping
Looking serious while being silly
Making people laugh
Calming people down (I have a soothing voice and calm manner)
Making a mess

There are many other things I can do, but they don't spring to mind right now!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the male version of Bitchy Resting Face and people are either intimidated by my or the just feel totally comfortable with me the moment we meet. Underneath the gruff exterior I'm actually a giant doofus of a human. I also have a nice voice and calm manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not much of a fiction reader, more into my learning books.

Movies:

Big Lebowski
Blade Runner
Star Wars
The Taking Of Pelham 123
Blazing Saddles
Dodgeball
Ron Burgandy
Fargo
Austin Powers
Sooooooooooo many films, so little time!

Music:

Metal, Rock, Blues, Jazz, a dash of "good" Country, Folk, D'n'B, dark electronic stuff like Burial. Anything that someone's actually sweated to create.

Metallica
Tool
Tom Waits
Megadeth
Seasick Steve
The Eagles
Slayer
Tori Amos
Burial
Paradise Lost
Anathema
Gojira
Type O Negative
Tony Bennett
Miles Davis
Lightning Hopkins
Pantera
and so many more

TV:
Family Guy
Simpsons
The Newsroom
The West Wing
CSI
Law & Order
Battlestar Galactica (new one)
How I Met Your Mother
QI
A Bit Of Fry And Laurie
Monty Python
Horizon
Spaced
Black Books
The Day Today
Brass Eye
Homeland
The Wire
The Thick Of It

Food:
Peanut butter (I have to say no more sadly, after getting a kidney stone this year and peanut butter possibly being partially responsible...)
Curry
Biscuits
Chinese
Pizza
Haloumi.

From that list I probably sound like a porker but I'm not, I'm in pretty good shape!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I recently got rid of most of everything I had so now my life is essentially:

My bass guitar
My laptop (and peripherals)
A suitcase with some clothes in it
The requisite paperwork to prove I am who I say I am.

beyond that, I guess I can live without most material things but I do love

Peace and Quiet
Music
Laughter
The Internet
Curry
Movies

That's it really. :D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, movies, sex, the internet, web design, tv shows, comedy, the universe. Oh, and food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having made the leap to go freelance I'm pretty much free whenever so of a Friday I may head into town to a blues bar or just veg out at home.

Since I quit the booze my desire for a raging friday night out has evaporated. I do enjoy going out though, I don't want to sound like I've ground to a social halt!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had a vasectomy. I wasn't kidding about the "no kids" bit in my summary.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like tall, beardy, creative blokes with tattoos and brains who are a little scruffy around the edges and you're quite kinky too.

You fancy a brew and a chat sometime.

Also, if you're Australian, American, East European or from Northern England then that would be very nice, sexy accents one and all. :D (and Northern doesn't include Birmingham I'm afraid, it's sexual Kryptonite)