I'm a musician, wordpress enthusiast nerd, photographer and general creative type. Intelligent though prone to moments of male stupidity; varied sense of humour taking in everything from slapstick to highbrow wordplay and everything in between (except charlie chaplin and laurel and hardy, I just don't find them funny. Or Borat for that matter); learning new stuff; several large tattoos; love a bit of stand up comedy, tech and general geeking.
###I should state from the outset that I don't want kids. Also, if you already have kids, I'm sure they're great and you're a wonderful mother but again, I'm not the guy for you.
I fully appreciate that this effectively eliminates a very large portion of prospective matches but it is what it is. so, if you're happily a non-breeder and you're looking for someone who wants you for you and not to produce an heir/kidney donor then please get in touch. ###
I'm looking for someone I find fascinating and confusing and beautiful and compelling. Someone smart, independent, kinky (non-monogamous tendency is a plus) and a little on the bossy side.
I have recently come to accept that I have a type: petite (either skinny or curvy but most definitely short), younger than me, nerdy/dorky, shy, funny/silly, glasses a plus.
I am also very comfortable to fall asleep against, I have a sofa like quality...
tattoos/piercings a bonus but not essential and pale skin (the paler the better, points for being a cute albino!)
I also love funny women. Apparently many guys are put off by a woman that cracks all the gags but I love it. Make me laugh and I'm all yours.
I'm not a particularly outdoorsy person, it's all very pretty but I like my comforts and being in field or sharing a portable toilet at a festival with several thousand other people is my idea of hell on toast. If you're looking for a country walks/camping buddy then I'm not for you...
Anything else you want to know, just ask.
I should just add that I hate the word "Banter" with a passion that quite possibly defies linguistic description. The same goes for the Ukelele: it's the badge of the pretentious hipster and it sounds like a piece of crap too!