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39 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:56am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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London, I am back in you!

I'm a musician, wordpress enthusiast nerd, photographer and general creative type. Intelligent though prone to moments of male stupidity; varied sense of humour taking in everything from slapstick to highbrow wordplay and everything in between (except charlie chaplin and laurel and hardy, I just don't find them funny. Or Borat for that matter); learning new stuff; several large tattoos; love a bit of stand up comedy, tech and general geeking.

###I should state from the outset that I don't want kids. Also, if you already have kids, I'm sure they're great and you're a wonderful mother but again, I'm not the guy for you.

I fully appreciate that this effectively eliminates a very large portion of prospective matches but it is what it is. so, if you're happily a non-breeder and you're looking for someone who wants you for you and not to produce an heir/kidney donor then please get in touch. ###

I'm looking for someone I find fascinating and confusing and beautiful and compelling. Someone smart, independent, kinky (non-monogamous tendency is a plus) and a little on the bossy side.

I have recently come to accept that I have a type: petite (either skinny or curvy but most definitely short), younger than me, nerdy/dorky, shy, funny/silly, glasses a plus.

I am also very comfortable to fall asleep against, I have a sofa like quality...

tattoos/piercings a bonus but not essential and pale skin (the paler the better, points for being a cute albino!)

I also love funny women. Apparently many guys are put off by a woman that cracks all the gags but I love it. Make me laugh and I'm all yours.

I'm not a particularly outdoorsy person, it's all very pretty but I like my comforts and being in field or sharing a portable toilet at a festival with several thousand other people is my idea of hell on toast. If you're looking for a country walks/camping buddy then I'm not for you...

Anything else you want to know, just ask.

I should just add that I hate the word "Banter" with a passion that quite possibly defies linguistic description. The same goes for the Ukelele: it's the badge of the pretentious hipster and it sounds like a piece of crap too!
What I’m doing with my life
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Forcing myself to go freelance in WordPress Website Construction and Management. It's all a bit scary if I'm honest but I've got a life and lifestyle in mind and being my own boss is the only way.

I do a bit of Photography here and there; mainly buildings, architecture & live shows. I've been a bass player for a loooooooong time now (so if you're looking for lessons or someone to jam with...) and I'm a music and movie geek.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bass guitar
Computery stuff
Making cups of tea
Massage (Bass player's hands ;) )
Crowd control (not sure how that's too useful on here...); Photography
Looking serious while being silly
Making people laugh
Calming people down (I have a soothing voice and calm manner)
Making a mess

There are many other things I can do, but they don't spring to mind right now!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have the male version of Bitchy Resting Face and people are either intimidated by me or the just feel totally comfortable with me the moment we meet. Underneath the gruff exterior I'm actually a giant doofus of a human. I also have a nice voice and calm manner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Not much of a fiction reader, more into my learning books.


Big Lebowski
Blade Runner
Star Wars
The Taking Of Pelham 123
Blazing Saddles
Ron Burgandy
Austin Powers
Sooooooooooo many films, so little time!


Metal, Rock, Blues, Jazz, a dash of "good" Country, Folk, D'n'B, dark electronic stuff like Burial. Anything that someone's actually sweated to create.

Tom Waits
Seasick Steve
The Eagles
Tori Amos
Paradise Lost
Type O Negative
Tony Bennett
Miles Davis
Lightning Hopkins
and so many more

Family Guy
The Newsroom
The West Wing
Law & Order
Battlestar Galactica (new one)
How I Met Your Mother
A Bit Of Fry And Laurie
Monty Python
Black Books
The Day Today
Brass Eye
The Wire
The Thick Of It

Peanut butter (I have to say no more sadly, after getting a kidney stone this year and peanut butter possibly being partially responsible...)

From that list I probably sound like a porker but I'm not, I'm in pretty good shape!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I recently got rid of most of everything I had so now my life is essentially:

My bass guitar
My laptop (and peripherals)
A suitcase with some clothes in it
My camera
The requisite paperwork to prove I am who I say I am.

beyond that, I guess I can live without most material things but I do love

Peace and Quiet
The Internet

That's it really. :D
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, movies, sex, the internet, web design, tv shows, comedy, the universe. Oh, and food. And why the general background smell of humanity is onions...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Since I quit the booze my desire for a raging friday night out has evaporated. I do enjoy going out though, I don't want to sound like I've ground to a social halt!

I'm hoping that my career change to web development means I'll have a buttload more free time than I used to when working events.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've had a vasectomy. I wasn't kidding about the "no kids" bit in my summary. I put this here as both full disclosure and to weed out the women who really, truly don't want to have kids from those who say it and hope they can change a guy's mind later.
You should message me if
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You like tall, beardy, older, creative blokes with tattoos and brains who are a little scruffy around the edges, that you can boss around and who'll have the kettle on when you come home.

You fancy a brew and a chat sometime.

Also, if you're Australian, American, East European or from Northern England then that would be very nice, sexy accents one and all. :D (and Northern doesn't include Birmingham I'm afraid, it's my sexual Kryptonite)

Also, feel free to message me if you're aware of the fact that this is true: