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theotherpunk

42 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Oct 8, 2007
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
A one time hit man for the Swedish mafia. The other punk has recently expanded his horizons, writing and directing Buddhist porn. He likes his women like he likes his coffee, dark and bitter. He likes his sex like he likes his movie dialogue, long and agonizing.

He wants to get rid of all the hate in the world and replace it with unexpressed resentment and hostility. He is a man for all seasons (except fall, winter, and early spring)

I am introspective, enigmatic, and distant
What I’m doing with my life
Selling Nissans. and playing guitar, and drawing, but not in that order. Oh and im a writer, but a very lazy one.
I’m really good at
Acting self centered.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book has to be "Using matchmaking websites to find victims for Dummies" and of course "Diary of an anonymous predator". My favorite movie was Ishtar I don't like music or food
The six things I could never do without
I was trying to think of something funny to write here but I couldn't come up with anything. So I started masturbating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working on my time machine/atm. I found out the hard way that very few stores in the past will accept modern currency. In fact if you go back far enough I found that one needs lots of things to barter with. Making the time machine was relativly easy. Making an ATM that will dispense chickens and goats is rather hard.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
heres my visa number 4532 1190 2232 6756 exp. 07/06
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–70
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Your between the ages of 74 and 89 and you want me to pop the old hip out.