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theowlsays

24 F Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hellllllllllooooooo. I summarized myself once...down below. Sigh.

PS. I'm sorry, I take forever to respond.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working as a Support Facilitator for adults with developmental disabilities. BUT: I'm heading down a new road in fall. I'm also volunteering with a crisis line. Aside from that I tend to enjoy: lakes, LAKES (seriously - I fucking love all things water), hanging with my cat, BIKING everywhere (biking camping trip anyone? Let's go), watering my plant, READING, hanging with my cat, running, exercising, JUMPING OUT OF AIRPLANES, attempting to be calm, HIKING, listening to my cat's incessant chirping, cooking, drinking good beer/wine (or really cheap shit), riding horses, being dangerous, trying new things, SLAM BALLING, playing..., exploring, sarcasm-ing, laughing, nature-ing & I guess living/figuring out my own life (obv this will never end), staying happy (most days) and enjoying things (even sadness).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
........creepin' on your profile
The first things people usually notice about me
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My humor/cynicism.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have participated in making exhaustive lists of things that I do in fact read, watch, and eat. I'm not sure why.

Books: Lolita, Ender's Game, 1984, American Gods, Tenderness of Wolves, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Gone with the Wind (I read it in 7th grade and was insanely impressionable during that time), anything by Kurt Vonnegut, anything by David Sedaris, anything by John Green, The Harry Potter Series, The Hunger Games Trilogy (yeah, I went there), self-help books, and numerous books on Buddhism/Awareness/Presence.
Currently reading: On the Road, The God of Small Things, and rereading The Power of Now.
Suggestions/recommendations welcome.

Movies: Another Earth, Moonrise Kingdom, To Kill a Mockingbird, Boyhood, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Hunger Games, Dirty Dancing, Pride and Prejudice, Django, Chinatown, The Borne movies, all Lord of the Rings movies, The Green Mile, THE LAST UNICORN, THE SECRET OF NIMH, Prisoners, horror/thriller shit

Shows: WARRIORS: thank you sports bars. Law & Order (SVU, but I'll take what I can get). Oh, and Survivorman/Naked & Afraid. Lol

Music: Everything. Soft spot for edm.

Food: I love peanut butter (the healthy kind), avocados, cheese, asparagus, artichoke, bananas, kale!!, broccoli rabe!!, steak (so rare and softly mooing. Disclaimer: I rarely eat meat, but if and when I do........), GARLIC, olives, Mexican food, green onions dude, green onions, SPICINESS, spaghetti squash, and sushi is my weakness. And quite a bit more. Trying to eat less processed foods. Keyword: Trying.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Nature. Nature. Nature. Earth. Iloveu
Animals--much love to my cat Killa K
Books
Love/caring/family/friends
Peanut Butter/the essentials/exercise
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, self-improvement, happiness, acceptance, patience, emotions (mine and yours), what the point is (srsly...what's the point???), thinking about how to not think about everything....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Inside. Or outside.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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will be discovered in personal conversation.
You should message me if
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you have a burning desire to.

you want friends/like to hike & be outside/want to hangout and do whatever/go out to bars/clubbing/enjoy robbing banks...

you have a sense of humor.

But really: you can message me (or not) for whatever reasons work for you.