Message Him

Join OkCupid

Find better matches with our advanced matching system

An image of thepastels
An image of thepastels
—% Match —% Friend —% Enemy

thepastels

23 / M / straight / Single

London, United Kingdom

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Height
Body Type
Looking For
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Kids
Pets
Languages
English

Similar Users

  • An image of MumMadeMeSignUp

    MumMadeMeSignUp, 40 London, United Kingdom less sex-driven

  • An image of Aquilat

    Aquilat, 34 London, United Kingdom similar

  • An image of beadygeek

    beadygeek, 26 London, United Kingdom more pure

  • An image of dadave

    dadave, 29 London, United Kingdom sloppier

  • An image of kese

    kese, 35 London, United Kingdom more independent

  • An image of aj980

    aj980, 29 London, United Kingdom less sex-driven

  • An image of matthew2398

    matthew2398, 23 London, United Kingdom more old-fashioned

  • An image of kclman

    kclman, 30 London, United Kingdom more loving

Your Notes

Edit your notes

I am the, son, and the heir.

My Self-Summary

A smashing time. A jolly holiday. A professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. A place in the sun. A wasp. A packet of crisps.

What I’m doing with my life

Up until recently it was my sorry job to write the television listings you read when you press the 'i' button on your remote control. Especially if you watch MTV Base. If you've ever gasped with pleasure at the synopsis for 'The Lick with Trevor Nelson' or purred with fascination at an episode summary of '50 Cent: The Money and the Power' then chances are you have glimpsed my soul.

I’m really good at

Stamping cake into the carpet

The first things people usually notice about me

My forearms sometimes smell of peanut

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Bart Simpson's Guide to Life has been nothing less than a guide to life. I like 'The Legend of Hell House' and Arrested Development. (Smog). Beat Happening. The Modern Lovers. I think if you put nectarines and raspberry jam and lemon juice together it's nice... I can't remember the last time I did though.

The six things I could never do without

Anne Boleyn's fingers.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Boom boxes/ghetto blasters

On a typical Friday night I am

Poundin' tins on the green

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm not sure if I've got that right about nectarines, raspberry jam and lemon juice...

You should message me if

I've got that right about nectarines, raspberry jam and lemon juice.