thepetemeister
40 North Hollywood, CA
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My self-summary
Here's what I can tell you: I live life pretty against the grain. I am not going to regale you with a litany of spectacular sounding pastimes in which I engage or countries that I've visited, because well, I don't really do that many spectacular things and I wouldn't want to set you up for disappointment. Nevertheless, people seem to like me. At least that's what they tell me. They may just be trying to get to my collection of unmemorable '90s movie posters, I don't know, but I'll take it. The point is, there's only one of me to go around, so please, ladies, don't flash mob my message box.
What I’m doing with my life
Working like a maniac as senior editor of a major entertainment magazine/website. I mean really...I work A LOT. And when I'm not working, I enjoy thinking about working. Not really, but that's sort of how it tends to go so very often. Aside from that, I do tinker with documentary moviemaking when I have the time. Which isn't often. And oh yeah, I like going out for ice cream. Ice cream rules.
I’m really good at
Laughing, evidently. I'm pretty OK at writing—enough so that someone pays me money to do it. I'm a champ at putting on socks. Man, can I put on some socks. Also, I make a pretty mean turkey chili.
The first things people usually notice about me
My firm handshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: A Confederacy of Dunces
Song: "Perfect Day" Lou Reed
Podcast: Adam Carolla
Food: Jersey Mike's
Shows: Twin Peaks, SNL, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Walking Dead
Movies: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Take the Money and Run, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Zombi 2, Pulp Fiction, GoodFellas, The Godfather, The Birds, Psycho, American Beauty, The Empire Strikes Back, The Kentucky Friend Movie, Top Secret!, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Duck Soup, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Graduate, JFK, Swingers, Dazed and Confused, Wet Hot American Summer, Halloween, The Blair Witch Project, The Big Lebowski, Amelie, Jews at Sea. And more.
The six things I could never do without
Sight, sound, friendship, laughter, my mind and Dr. Pepper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever it is I'm creating. And/or kittens juggling hamsters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something fun, which may or may not consist of falling asleep to some Forensic Files.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The dingo ate my baby.
You should message me if
Anything I've said here has been at all interesting. And/or you're a self-proclaimed lover of nerds. I would like to call your bluff on this.

All joking aside, I am very much after a serious, committed relationship. I am not the so-called "hook-up" type. I know that's what everyone says and maybe half of them actually mean it (and that's probably being way too generous), but on the honor of my poor old dementia-ridden grandmother, I really do.

OK, I had to sneak in a LITTLE joking.
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