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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:45am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Despite the fact that I write for a living, I am apparently incapable of summarizing myself. Therefore, I asked one of my closest female friends to do it for me. Here is what she (kindly) had to say:

"Peter is the first person I met before moving to Los Angeles and we instantly clicked but it wasn't very hard because he's just so easy to get along with. I can go to him with just about any of my problems and I know he'll always be there to be very blunt and honest both good and bad which I truly appreciate. We have amazing conversations and I always feel like I can learn from him, not to mention he's so fucking funny! And oh god I love hearing his laugh it's the best. Maybe it was the Jewish religion that brought us to be friends but his loyalty and friendship are what truly bonds us. I'm so lucky to call him a friend. Any girl would be more than lucky to call him theirs."

And if that's not enough of a glowing testimonial for you, here's another one that was completely unsolicited:

"Any woman would be LUCKY to have you. You are funny, smart, hardworking & incredibly kind. Lots of other qualities too. The right one WILL come around... You just wait & see... She's out there looking for you too..."

(In case you can't tell, I was bemoaning my lack of prospects in the dating dept. So if by chance you're the one she was referring to, graciously do me a solid and send a smoke signal or something. Thanks.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a porn czar. Not really. Except kind of. I do believe in being upfront, and there really is no point to dancing around the issue, so I will say this: There's that question on here about whether you would have a problem with your partner working in porn in a non-sexual capacity; well hi, that's me. So if your answer to that is anything other than "no, non-sexual is fine," it's probably not the best idea for us to talk. Sad as that may seem. But don't worry, there's somebody out there for you.

**Addendum: Some might be curious why I would put this right out there like so, and the very simple answer is that I'm not interested in wasting your time or mine doing the whole "getting to know you" routine only to bring it to a screeching halt when I inevitably reveal what it is I do for a living. It's not fair to you or me. My job does not define me, but I'm not ashamed of it either. Plus, there was just an article in Cosmo about the top porn sites for women, so I know there are at least a few of you out there who don't find my industry shocking and appalling.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing, evidently. I'm pretty OK at writing—enough so that someone pays me money to do it. I'm a champ at putting on socks. Man, can I put on some socks. Also, I make a pretty mean turkey chili.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My firm handshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: A Confederacy of Dunces
Song: "Perfect Day" Lou Reed
Podcast: Adam Carolla
Food: Jersey Mike's
Shows: Twin Peaks, SNL, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Walking Dead
Movies: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Take the Money and Run, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Zombi 2, Pulp Fiction, GoodFellas, The Godfather, The Birds, Psycho, American Beauty, The Empire Strikes Back, The Kentucky Friend Movie, Top Secret!, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Duck Soup, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Graduate, JFK, Swingers, Dazed and Confused, Wet Hot American Summer, Halloween, The Blair Witch Project, The Big Lebowski, Amelie, Jews at Sea. And more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sight, sound, friendship, laughter, my mind and Dr. Pepper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever it is I'm creating. And/or kittens juggling hamsters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something fun, which may or may not consist of falling asleep to some Forensic Files.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The dingo ate my baby.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Anything I've said here has been at all interesting. And/or you're a self-proclaimed lover of nerds. I would like to call your bluff on this.

All joking aside, I am very much after a serious, committed relationship. I am not the so-called "hook-up" type. I know that's what everyone says and maybe half of them actually mean it (and that's probably being way too generous), but it's the stone cold truth with me. And do I seem dishonest?