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thepetemeister

40 North Hollywood, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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What i've had in this spot before doesn't seem to be working, so let me try a different appoach, since i believe that people do read these and it does make a difference: I am here because I am after something spectacular and I don't know whether it can be found out in the wild. I honestly don't know whether it can be found here either, but what have i got to lose? I am a romantic, and i believe that no matter what anybody says, deep down inside we all want the same thing: to have that significant other who makes you feel like all is right with the world when you're around them. Who literally makes you gasp when you look into their eyes and see that they are every bit as happy to be with you. Who is the only person you want to talk to when something goes wrong and the first person you want to tell when something goes your way. Who feels like they were meant to be in your arms. Who knows exactly what you're thinking just from the way your head is tilted. Who laughs with you about things that don't even need to be spoken because it's just part of a tacit understanding you have with each other. And so on and so on. Schmaltzy? Sure. But i know it exists because i've had it before, and i want it again. Who doesn't? Now back to my more irreverent self...
What I’m doing with my life
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I am an entertainment journalist and critic. I have a fairly interesting life. I also am kind of a documentarian. And I drink a shitload of Dr. Pepper.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. It's the one thing in life I'm thoroughly confident about. Well, that, and I make a pretty mean turkey chili.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My firm handshake.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Book: A Confederacy of Dunces
Song: "Perfect Day" Lou Reed
Food: Brent's Deli
Movies: Annie Hall, Boogie Nights, Night of the Living Dead, Pulp Fiction, GoodFellas, The Birds, American Beauty, The Empire Strikes Back, The Kentucky Friend Movie, Rushmore, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Napoleon Dynamite, Duck Soup, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Kid Stays in the Picture, Shaun of the Dead, The Graduate, Swingers, Wet Hot American Summer, Halloween, The Big Lebowski, Nights of Cabiria, Jews at Sea. And more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sight, sound, friendship, laughter, my mind and Dr. Pepper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever it is I'm creating. And/or kittens juggling hamsters.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something fun, which may or may not consist of falling asleep to some Forensic Files.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I truly love the music of Britney Spears.
You should message me if
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Anything I've said here has been at all interesting.