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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:12pm
Middle Eastern, White
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English, Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Software engineer, animator, musician, asshole, workaholic. I'm working on my dream of building an independent theme park about psychological/existential terror for adults. "Create the world you want to die in."

I'm in a poly relationship with this beautiful woman, and we are looking for a new compatible person or a couple to invite into our relationship as an equal to join us on adventures.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run a New Media Gallery. I'm currently renovating a warehouse, animating two music videos, recording an album, building a GPS-powered mobile app, and working at a tech startup. I just make shit all day long. I do what I love, and I love what I do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
If you beat me at tetris than I'll do whatever you say. If you lose, you have to do whatever I say.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got big thick glasses right now, so people usually yell "Hipster Fag" at me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My mother owns a bookstore, I learned what a hoarder is firsthand. But right now I'm digging: Rick and Morty, Jaimie XX, Birdman, FKA Twigs, Le1f, Phillip Glass, Paper Rad, Funky Forest, Synecdoche, New York, Lightning Bolt, David Lynch, Charlie Kaufman, Studio Ghibli, Murakami, Wind Up Bird Chronicles, Tarkovsky, Enter the Void, "Godel, Escher, Bach", Kafka, Beckett, Hemingway, Haneke, Funny Games, Malcom Gladwell, The Selfish Gene, Steve Reich, Terry Riley, Brian Eno, Tangerine Dream, Broadcast, Talking Heads, Ghostly Records, Flying Lotus, Goblin, Gold Panda, OOIIOO, Boredoms, Hudson Mohawke, D'eon, Kraftwerk, Mahjongg, Boards of Canada, Radiohead, Diplo, Erik Satie, Chopin, Adventure Time

also if traditional dating has ever seemed absurd to you, you should probably read The Ethical Slut or Sex at Dawn
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Success, Failure, Playing, Obstacles, Seasons, Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether I am dead or not. If life ends or keeps going. The seasons of consciousness. Success and death and how neither of them matter in the long run.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a gallery, writing code, drawing, making beats, playing the drums
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't get jealous. I like to share. ;) compersion
You should message me if
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-You are open-minded and curious. Biggest turn-off is when people don't have the confidence to try things outside of their comfort zone.

-You have goals and projects to work on and you want to collaborate.

-you know what an exquisite corpse is and want to see one of my online exquisite corpse based chatrooms

-you want to have a playful duel or wager with me

-You want to use the Oculus Rift

-You want to want to watch some netflix or play Super Mario Maker from our indoor hot tub