Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i swore to god that i would never use this piece of shit again, but
i'm a liar, so here i am.
i'm primarily looking for people to go climbing with me at the
cliffs in long island city. anyone want to top rope? I AM A MEMBER
AND BELAY CERTIFIED but not lead certified yet but maybe
painter, metalsmith, jewelry enthusiast, collector of small objects
and vintage furniture.
likes fat animals and good pizza.
hates to laugh.
refuses to utilize the shift key, but abuses capslock.
wrangles cats, and can walk forever.
I'M FROM NEW JERSEY WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED TO KNOW
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
god, get off my dick, mom.
not having casual sex with you
walking for miles sans destination
succumbing to laziness when my cat is being lazy
wishing i were björk
resizing/repairing other women's engagement rings while my eggs rot
in my ovaries
stopping to talk to every street cat i meet
contemplating an mfa
complaining during yoga
not using an umbrella out of principle
indoor rock climbing
hopefully soon outdoor rock climbing
probably some other cat related thing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
explaining to people why the thing they just said is sexist
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
solid like an r. crumb drawing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
disco, and things that are derived from disco
this answers every question
but wait let me list my favorite albums not in any particular order
because i did that once:
blue screen of life
off the wall
mona bone jakon
the moon and antarctica
in evening air
sound of silver
remain in light
question of balance
trial of the century
thirteen tales from urban bohemia
lost and safe
my goal for 2014 was to begin to put together the best collection
of disco & house records ever, of all time. then i got busy or
whatever. so now working on this project is my goal for 2015. if
you have any suggestions for records that i should include, please
let me know!!!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i'm changing this section to
"6 things that scare the shit out of me"
1. house centipedes
4. airplane crashes
5. running out of ideas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
that time i googled "vaginal mesh" but accidentally googled
"vaginal meth" instead
"i wonder what pandor is doing"
how to keep my cat from sleeping on my clean clothes
how to keep my cat from sleeping in my pots and pans cupboard
adults riding razor scooters
the spice girls
making a competition out of non-competitive activities
has anyone ever come up with an okcupid bingo board? here, i'll
"i'm laid back/chill"
"i love to laugh"
"i don't take myself too seriously"
"just living life"
"photo at a wedding"
"photo in a vaguely exotic location"
"photo with a tiger"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
really happy that it's not monday morning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i don't shave my armpits and i don't care if you don't like it
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are looking for a climbing partner!
you're not going to murder me. i don't care about this so much, but
my mom really seems to.
you have an offbeat sense of humor, and appreciate the same in a
you are a feminist.
you have at least one foot planted firmly in reality.
you are self aware.
you want to do some outdoorsy shit.
you want to suggest a disco album.
you want to talk about diva cups.
you don't have any bizarre sexual hang ups.
you want someone to show you why queens is the superior
something something vagina.
you think you're ready for this jelly (even though you probably
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