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thepresentday

27 F Astoria, NY

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 27–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i swore to god that i would never use this piece of shit again, but i'm a liar, so here i am.

i'm mostly looking for someone to go rock climbing with me at the cliffs in long island city. anyone want to top rope? I AM BELAY CERTIFIED
i'm pretty new to it. so be gentle. but not too gentle, because i actually want to get really good.

painter, metalsmith, jewelry enthusiast, collector of small objects and vintage furniture.
likes fat animals and good pizza.
refuses to utilize the shift key, but abuses capslock.
wrangles cats, and can walk forever.

I'M FROM NEW JERSEY WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED TO KNOW
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
god, get off my dick, mom.

not having casual sex with you
walking for miles sans destination
succumbing to laziness when my cat is being lazy
rarely wearing pants
squats
wishing i were björk
resizing/repairing other women's engagement rings while my eggs rot in my ovaries (this is a funny thing to write on a dating website, right)
contemplating an mfa
yoga
complaining during yoga
not using an umbrella out of principle
bagels
rock climbing
blowing off my bedtime for fun activities
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
choosing sociopaths to date and ignoring red flags for multiple years
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
solid like an r. crumb drawing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
disco, and things that are derived from disco

this answers every question

but wait let me list my favorite albums not in any particular order because i did that once:

blue screen of life
different damage
off the wall
mona bone jakon
vespertine
watergate 10
watergate 13
oui
the moon and antarctica
young modern
doolittle
watergate 08
remain in light
myth takes
question of balance
benefit
trial of the century
triumph
thirteen tales from urban bohemia
lost and safe
let go
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i'm changing this section to
"6 things that scare the shit out of me"

1. house centipedes
2. vomit
3. vomiting
4. airplane crashes
5. running out of ideas
6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
that time i googled "vaginal mesh" but accidentally googled "vaginal meth" instead

rape culture

has anyone ever come up with an okcupid bingo board? here, i'll start:

"i'm laid back/chill"
"i love to laugh"
"improv comedy"
free space
"just living life"
"craft beer"
"photo at a wedding"
"photo in a vaguely exotic location"

i don't know what girls are writing about, but it's probably just as banal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
really happy that it's not monday morning
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have a shelf in my apartment made out of stacks of playboy magazines
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are looking for a climbing partner!
you're not going to murder me. i don't care about this so much, but my mom really seems to.
you have an offbeat sense of humor, and appreciate the same in a lady.
you have at least one foot planted firmly in reality.
you are self aware.
you don't have any bizarre sexual hang ups.
you're not afraid to come to queens once in a while.
you know your way around the female anatomy, yet you don't mind my penis.
you think you're ready for this jelly (even though you probably aren't.)

you recognized that i don't actually have a penis.