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theprince619

31 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly kosher
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Islam, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently), Gujarati (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Let's see, my friends would describe me as smart, funny, outgoing, sarcastic, witty, sharp, devilishly good looking, well hung, a demon in the sack blah blah blah

I'm the guy that is always trying to make others laugh. I have a knack for saying offensive things and making them charming (at least in my head).

Like 99% of the other profiles on here, I LOVE music. Seriously though, it is a major part of my life and has helped me become who I am. I have been playing guitar since I was 13, I love singing but it pains me to be reminded daily that I will never be able to enable god voice mode a la Mike Patton

Besides that, I have a ton of hobbies and interests. I LOVE sports, pretty much anything outdoors to stay active. Football, basketball, golf, paintball. Classic cars get me going everytime, the horrible, degrading things I would do for a 68 GTO or Camaro <3

Well enough about me for now, if you want to get to know me better, shoot me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying Media Communications, Audio Production and Music Theory at Grossmont College.

Tech support, yes, I'm Steve from Idaho.
I’m really good at
Memorizing the lyrics to Scatman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop)

Photobombing, I have probably appeared in several of your photos.

The humpty dance.

Reciting Mr. Freeze puns from Batman and Robin.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall and beets

Also, that I'm a debonair robot with a zesty in-your-face outlook
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Machiavelli: The Prince (hence the screen name)
Dante's Inferno
The zombie survival guide
World War Z
Animal Farm
Brave New World
Clockwork Orange

Movies:
Django Unchained
Drive
Red state
Hesher
A Fistful of Dollars
For A Few Dollars More
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
The 40 Year old virgin
Wayne's world 1 and 2
Dazed and Confused
Zombieland
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
The Godfather
Clerks
Dogma
Chasing Amy
The Big Lebowski
Inception
Sin City
Private Parts
Pulp Fiction
Jacki Brown
Kill Bill 1 and 2
Inglourious Basterds
Tombstone
Star wars
Music docs

Music (Deep Breath):
Metallica
Faith No More
Pink Floyd
Black Sabbath
GNR
Led Zeppelin
Alice in Chains
Baroness (Yellow album is SO good)
Megadeth
Thin Lizzy
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Deep Purple
Gojira
Dethklok
Motley Crue
Soudgarden
Chris Cornell
Mike Patton
Mr. Bungle
Lovage
Motorhead
Whiskey Six
Iron Maiden
Whitesnake
Mashed Potatoes Johnson
Turquoise Jeep
Flynt Flossy
Yung Humma
Butthole Surfers
Cake
Ugly kid Joe
The Scorpions
Mr. Big
Extreme
Skid Row
Living Colour
Temple of the Dog
Stone Temple Pilots
Diamond Head
Def Leppard
ZZ Top
Jerry Cantrell

TV:
Louie
The Office
Futurama
Workaholics
The Simpsons
The Walking Dead
Modern Family
Dethklok: Metalocalypse
How I Met Your Mother
All My Circuits
The Scary Door
The League
Archer

Food:

STEAK
Sushi
Italian
Mexican
Thai
Other stuff that makes me fat
The six things I could never do without
Goats
The Mathematics of Wonton Burrito Meals
Elton John's rewrite of Sad Songs for Sasson Jeans
Sasson Jeans
Precious Hamburgers
RAAAAAAAANDY with 8 A's
Cognac and broken glass
Dr. Tweenus Gonzos The Fresh Prince Project
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Seasons 4-10 of the Simpsons
The question, "Are you an angel?"
A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.
Mentioning that I like to DANCE
The idea that Words With Enemies would be a lot more interesting
Star Wars Beerfest (YES THIS IS A REAL THING)
The idea that Star Wars Beef Fest would be a lot more interesting
The scene in the episode "Obsoletely Fabulous" of Futurama where Bender has run out rocks to finish his SOS message.
The scroll lock key on my keyboard
Judd Nelson in The Breakfast Club
Judd Nelsons' soulpatch in Airheads
The phrase "and suddenly a ghost came out of the shadows and killed the man"
The original painting by Xyztoq_Jones of a racist horse burning a cross on a unicorns lawn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My decisions in life that I will forever regret, like that time I didn't buy the Perfect Meatloaf pan when it was on sale at Ross.

Joining A-List so I can change my username on a daily basis.

If the makers of "The Incredibles" knew that someday Frozone would be elected President of the United States.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself.

I have a huge video library of animals screaming like people.

I belong to an internet forum called "Fat stupid blah blah blah" with a subforum entitled "Shitballs" where we rag on assholes from a seperate internet forum (based on UFOs). Obviously I am an intellectual.

I have a puppy named Indiana Jones, Sometimes I sing "Me and Mrs Jones" to him with revised lyrics.

On the real, I have a recurring heart problem, I never plan on not defeating it, but sometimes it knocks me on my ass and sends me to the er. I've concquered it every time.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
This moved you in some way:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoHgV6UNMLM

Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrifications is only outmatched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery

You know the appropriate response to the words "DENTAL PLAN", if not, here is possibly the best ten minutes of your life

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd9Yibf_UXE

You believe you only YOLO once.

You happen to have noticed that I listed more than six things in the "six things I couldn't live without" section.