I am a pudding hobbyist. I suppose that's probably why some of my friends call me the Pudding King

Most of my time is spent making, consuming, or in contemplation of pudding

Making pudding
Eating pudding
Reviewing pudding
Reflecting on pudding
Pudding art
Pudding education
Pudding awareness
Pudding advocacy

I sometimes have clumps of pudding in my mustache or hair. Some people feel compelled to remark upon this

Fig Pudding: a Journey
Indigenous Puddings of the Himalayas
The Adventure of the Christmas Pudding
The Clue is in the Pudding!
English Puddings: Sweet, Sassy and Savory
I'm Still a Pudding: Vegan and Gluten-free Puddings
Nature's Puddings
Gather Round the Pudding-stone: A Family Reminisces
Not In MY Pudding: A Purist's Stand
101 Puddings for Dogs
The Puddingtariat: A Radical Reevaluation of Pudding

Pudding cups, pudding pops, pudding bowls, pudding pies, pudding cakes, pudding tarts

Pudding

Making pudding
Eating pudding
Pudding pudding

I have crippling diabetes

Your last name is Pudding or pudding-related (i.e. Puddinger, Puddingham, Puddington, Puddingsberger, Puddingshire, Puddinger). It has long been a dream of mine to incorporate my life's passion into my family name.

You enjoy keeping abreast of contemporary pudding dialogue

You have an open mind and a swimming pool that is not currently filled with water

You are a coupon enthusiast

DO NOT message me if you are into custard. I am aware that it is not currently in vogue to discriminate against potential friends and suitors for any reason that might be construed as a prejudice, but I cannot and will not abide custard in my home