Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Jeb, no it's not short for anything and as far as I know
my parents were not on hardcore drugs when they named me. (though
it would make sense.) I am a different kinda guy. I will do
anything to entertain people, no matter what I must sacrifice to do
that. I am creative, awkward, silly, sometimes even inquisitive.
Fun fact: Most birds don't have penises. Can you guess which ones
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working 2 jobs. I work at Ellenbee Leggett and UPS. I work 2 full
time warehouse jobs Mon-Friday, pitching for my softball team on
Sundays. Playing fetch with canines. Writing and recording,
bullshitting and making jokes. Etc.
I am looking for some new friends, most mine are married or in long
term relationships so they're usually tied up and not in like a
kinky kind of way, remember they're married.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Writing. Drinking coca cola, eating, being
clumsy and unique, laying down, petting porcupines.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: oh man. My Pandora is a madhouse. I love hip hop. Eminem,
yelawolf, slaughterhouse, mgk, tech N9NE, b.o.b., hopsin, Lupe
fiasco, lonely island, Bo Burnham and so many more.
I love 70's and 80's rock, some easy listening. Some country.
Especially 90's country. I love some singers as well. Rihanna,
Christina Perri, Christina aguilera, Skyler gray, so many.
Movies I like comedy, horror, and drama.
TV: comedy central, discovery investigate, Bio, big bang theory,
Conan, gangland, 1000 ways to die, manswers, deadliest
Books: I can read anything psychology related. Especially about how
the brain works. Open to suggestions.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Phone, Car, Sleep, Income, Animals, Family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, daydreaming, whatever is currently going on in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends. Sometimes I'm out with friends, Or sometimes I'm in
catching up on movies I should have seen forever ago, I was a
sports kid not a movie kid. I was a karate kid as well, yellow
belt, don't mess with me, I will runaway so fast.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to laugh, you thrive under penguin like temperatures with
a dream of the flightless creatures being your pets. If you feel
you also let the dogs out. You want a high five, you yell for no
apparent reason about nonsense,You want a new friend, You want to
work on music with me. Or if your little heart and soul wishes to.
Who are you looking for?
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