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therealaretelio

34 M Knoxville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just trying to figure out life. I'll probably make you laugh in the process.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Moved away from everyone I know to try something new.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making omelettes, Mortal Kombat finishing moves, fixing computers, driving in inclement weather, eating Cadbury mini-eggs, etc. the list goes on and on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sense of humor. Some get it, some don't. It's dry, cynical and loaded with self-deprication.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A better question would be, "What don't you like?"

That list would be much shorter. The only thing I really have a strong opinion toward is shitty reality television.

I love movies. Pretty much all movies. You'd be hard pressed to find a movie that I could honestly say I disliked.

I will listen to any genre of music. I have music on at almost all times of the day.

Shows? Eh, I ditched cable, so I binge on older shows on Netflix.

I love R.A. Salvatore and have nearly every one of his books in hardcover.

I will try any food at least once. As long as it isn't shellfish. That brings up terrible memories from a shitty restaurant during a vacation in my childhood.

Oh, I like video games as well. Mass Effect is one of my favorites along wth Elder Scrolls titles. And I will kick your ass at any racing game you choose.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends.
My family.
My Jeep.
My phone.
My beer.
My glasses, I can't see a thing without them.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• Why I can't seem to cook a grilled cheese properly on my panini grill. It really bothers me.

• If there really are Mass Relays out there.

• What I want to be when I grow up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It really depends. I can have equal amounts of fun heading out with some friends to raise hell or sitting at home in sweats. I'm adaptable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sing in the shower. And since I live alone, it could be terrible or it could sound like a choir of angels. Who knows?!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like a more extensive list of things I enjoy and/or hate.

You like brunch.