I enjoy good people, good music, and "me" time, all while
struggling mightily to keep my eyes open in photographs.
I believe in being satisfied, but never content, as there is always
room for improvement in ourselves.
What I’m doing with my life
Helping other people reach goals and change their lives while
pursuing anything that will further enhance mine.
I’m really good at
toy claw machines (only the ones with joysticks, not the ones with
those stupid arrows.)
The first things people usually notice about me
my apparent unconventional pronunciation of words containing the
letters "ou". Have been accused of being Canadian, English,
Australian, and from Virginia (only one of these is correct.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music-Bruce Springsteen, Gaslight Anthem, Arcade Fire, U2, Zac
Brown Band, Eric Church
Movies-The Godfather & The Godfather II, Forrest Gump, Field of
Dreams, Ernest Saves Christmas
Shows-Lost, Mad Men, Big Brother, King of the Hill, SNL
Books-Anything that helps me improve in any facette of my life
The six things I could never do without
Old TV commercial marathons on YouTube
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I always seem to come up one sock short.
On a typical Friday night I am
polishing my Southeastern Undisputed Thumbwrestling Championship
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once learned the hard way that you can, in fact, forget how to
ride a bike.
You should message me if
1. Aren't allergic to awesome
2. Have a clean to minimally clean criminal record
3. Are not a vampire
Please note, if you are crazy, and/or frequently use the
"Sunday Funday", please do not apply.
However, I can look past all of these if you have a housebroken and
trained pet monkey that you would like to give me.