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34 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:21pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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As a kid: I wanted to be a nuclear physicist. Of course, I somehow thought that involved piloting fighter jets, so I may not have had the clearest idea of what that entailed... besides science!

Now: I am not a fighter-pilot nuclear physicist. I have settled for the achievable dream of being an international superstar of stage and screen. Yes, the "safety school" of careers. Speaking of safety schools, while I do follow my passion for acting, I also do a lot of tutoring for college entrance exams. [insert "gotta pay the bills" cliché] Awesome.

I grew up in North Carolina, but not the banjo and racism area (it was a more defined area when I was growing up). I moved out to LA after college because [insert cliché about following your dream], and after a ridiculous and rocky start to that, have been loving it out here ever since. I have some absurd stories, but the most ridiculous would probably involve my vendetta against Pimp My Ride, which they TOTALLY started. (Note: this is actually not sarcastic - they started it. For reals! Bastards.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I think I mostly answered it above, but in addendum to that, I started playing kickball a year ago. It doesn't really encapsulate what I'm doing with my life, but yet, somehow, doesn't it?

No. No, it doesn't. [he says hopefully]
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
In no particular order: Socratic reasoning, air guitar, Sean Connery impressions, inappropriate jokes, Rock Band, and I can sing Old Man River from Showboat pretty well - my voice is deeper than it looks like it should be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lame question. So instead of answering, here's a quote I like:

"Ferryboats stirred across the Sound and disappeared toward the horizon. Gatsby had seen something strange and new in this untrammeled land, but contemplating it now I could only think one sad, unvarnished thought. We are born, we eat a lot of lunches, and then we die." - one of the failed endings Fitzgerald wrote for Gatsby. I like it because it talks about lunches.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: I love movies. I want my life to be movies. So: Exit Through the Gift Shop, Son of Rambow, almost anything by Shane Black, Edgar Wright, Tarsem, or Chris Nolan, too many more. Did I mention I love movies? Also, terrible movies. The Room is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Currently looking for someone to watch Birdemic with.

TV Shows: Community seasons 1-3 (can we agree that season 4 didn't happen?), Always Sunny, the British Top Gear, Justified, Californication, Archer, Parks & Rec, South Park, the League, etc. Single camera comedies. Also - True Detective is REALLY good right now.

Books: wildly varying. Just finished The Universe Within by Neil Turok, working on The Theoretical Minimum by Leonard Susskind. These books are super nerdy. My love of terrible movies does not extend to terrible books - I really enjoy the Twilight movies, because they're inadvertently hilarious, but only made it through 5 pages of the first book. Ugh.

Music: wildly varying. Right now, Macklemore, that one song by Imagine Dragons, Fitz and the Tantrums, the Pitch Perfect soundtrack, and a bunch of classic rock.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
modern furniture, polished concrete floors, classic cars, Rorschach tests, Calvin and Hobbes, a higher purpose. I only actually possess one of these things, and even then, it's a stretch to say I "possess" it. So I guess I answered this question, at a minimum, 83% wrong. I'm better at the SAT. For reals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is there a default profile that everyone starts with on this site?!?! Or some blog that gave a profile outline that everyone follows? Because I can't imagine that this many people go rock climbing or kayaking or skydiving or [insert X-gamesesque activity] regularly enough to include it in a profile pic or as an interest. So either there's a big conspiracy to avoid me [narrows eyes, looks around suspiciously], or there's a lot of embellishment going on to sound cooler.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
contemplating rewriting my profile to sound like a protagonist in a Dashiell Hammett novel. Example:

On a typical Friday night I am
sitting in my office, knee deep in a bottle of Scotch, wondering where my life went wrong. I clean my Colt .45 and put it back in the shoulder holster, glad that there's one thing close to my heart that won't leave me for my former partner.


It's one of those early summer nights where the air is heady with promise and ozone and car exhaust. The door cracks open, the blinds rattle against the window frame, and the wind carries in a hint of one part Chanel No. 5 and two parts trouble. And right on schedule, the trouble walks in the door.

Or... I could go with Haunted WWII vet or Graduate from The School of Hard Knocks? As you can tell, Friday is exciting!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That episode of Futurama about Fry's dog made me cry. Way worse than Old Yeller.
You should message me if
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If you're looking for a best friend that you can't keep your hands off. I've come close before, and even close is pretty cool.

Or you want to tell me that my P.I. alter-ego is a rip-off of Tracer Bullet. Because 1) yes, totally, and 2) seriously message me right now, I love you.

Final note: Warning: Any organizations, or companies, or institutions, or individuals, using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects, you do not have permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.

Because we all know if something sounds all legal and officious, it must be binding.