Now: I am not that. I do a lot of tutoring for college entrance exams while waiting for my big break writing and/or acting! Ha ha, now I sound like a cliché. Awesome.
I grew up in North Carolina, but the metropolitan area, not the banjo and racism area. I moved out to LA after college because clichés, and after a ridiculous and rocky start to that, have been loving it out here ever since. I have some absurd stories, but the most ridiculous would probably involve my vendetta against Pimp My Ride, which they TOTALLY started. (note: this is actually not sarcastic - they started it. Bastards.)