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therefore_I_am

28 / M / straight / Single

Arlington, Virginia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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I am optimistic, irreverent, and hyperrational.

My Self-Summary

I'm going to fix the world.

I haven't worked the details out yet, and I may not get around to fixing everything, but before I die, assuming I die, I will have made easy at least one thing that people think is hard. If this is your plan too, hooray! But it doesn't have to be.

What I’m doing with my life

I take problems that aren't obviously made of math and turn them into math, then solve them. I do this professionally for MITRE (non-profit DoD and FAA consultant) and also just for fun.

In March, I'm going to hike the Appalachian Trail.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, Fight Club, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Human Stain, Goedel, Escher and Bach, The Incredible Lightness of Being, The Cartoon History of the Universe, 1632

Amadeus, Napoleon Dynamite, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Man for All Seasons, The Lion in Winter, The Fifth Element, Trading Places, High Fidelity, Election

The Fratellis, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Gnarls Barkley, Lily Allen, The Killers, The Who, Rush, Jethro Tull, Joe Pug, Flight of the Conchords, Sublime, Offspring, Liz Phair

Spiced carbs

The six things I could never do without

0) Arrow's Theorem
1) The Pigeonhole Principle
2) The Revelation Principle
3) Project Euler
4) Euler in general
5) xkcd

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I fast two days a week.

You should message me if

You're getting tired of waiting for *me* to message *you*.