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thereisnocabal

28 M Carlsbad, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Everybody says they are "sarcastic", which makes sense.

I like a lot of music, and go to concerts often.

Seriously though, I'm generally looking for a FWB thing at the moment. Not to say it will never turn into anything else or that I'm looking for something exclusively casual, I'm just done planning relationships for now. I like to just let things happen. I'm not really into expectations. So if I hit you up, I'm not necessarily just looking for a hookup or anything, I've actually never had a one-night-stand in my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the American dream! That is, working 40 hours a week somewhere that has nothing to do with my degree. Thinking about going back to school for ECD.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to read whenever possible, usually Stephen King. I just finished up "Mr. Mercedes", it was pretty cool.

I'm a lifelong gamer, but I'm generally not sitting around playing games unless something particularly awesome comes out. Last one I played was "The Wolf Among Us".

I also like to make food for people. I'm no chef, but I like cooking and I think I'm fairly ok at it. Mostly breakfast and sandwiches.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my hair. I also tend to be kind of loud. I SUFFER FROM VOICE IMMODULATION.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, Jon Krakauer, Max Brooks. I like to study religion too.

Graphic Novels/Comics: Transmetropolitan, Maus, Wanted, X:Men: The 198, The Drifting Classroom

Movies: Marvel Studios movies, hyper-violent foreign films

Shows: Parks and Recreation, SuperJail!, Rick and Morty

Video Games: Old RPG's, The Walking Dead

Music: The World/Inferno Friendship Society, White Zombie, Talking Heads, soundtracks from the Kirby games, wing rustling through power lines, car doors slamming

Food: Pizza, Smithwicks, hole in the wall Chinese and Mexican place, and other shit that is generally bad for people. I'm actually trying to fix my diet up a little bit, so I don't do this as often as I used to. Except the beer part.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good pizza, good music, good friends, good love, New York, and people to argue with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's going to happen next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, with friends, yelling about shit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Professional wrestling is extremely entertaining. I also don't shampoo my hair. These two things are not related.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You want to get to know me and talk about stuff.

If you know that life is just a party, and parties weren't meant to last.