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thereisnocabal

28 M Carlsbad, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Everybody says they are "sarcastic", which makes sense.

I like a lot of music, and go to concerts often.

I'm here to meet people and see what happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the American dream! That is, working 40 hours a week somewhere that has nothing to do with my degree. Thinking about going back to school for ECD.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to read whenever possible, usually Stephen King. I just finished up "Mr. Mercedes", it was pretty cool.

I'm a lifelong gamer, but I'm generally not sitting around playing games unless something particularly awesome comes out. Last one I played was "The Wolf Among Us".

I also like to make food for people. I'm no chef, but I like cooking and I think I'm fairly ok at it. Mostly breakfast and sandwiches.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, my hair. I also tend to be kind of loud. I SUFFER FROM VOICE IMMODULATION.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Stephen King, H.P. Lovecraft, Jon Krakauer, Max Brooks. I like to study religion too.

Graphic Novels/Comics: Transmetropolitan, Maus, Wanted, X:Men: The 198, The Drifting Classroom

Movies: Marvel Studios movies, hyper-violent foreign films

Shows: Parks and Recreation, SuperJail!, Rick and Morty

Video Games: Old RPG's, The Walking Dead

Music: The World/Inferno Friendship Society, White Zombie, Talking Heads, soundtracks from the Kirby games, wing rustling through power lines, car doors slamming

Food: Pizza, Smithwicks, hole in the wall Chinese and Mexican place, and other shit that is generally bad for people. I'm actually trying to fix my diet up a little bit, so I don't do this as often as I used to. Except the beer part.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good pizza, good music, good friends, good love, New York, and people to argue with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's going to happen next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, with friends, yelling about shit
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Professional wrestling is extremely entertaining. I also don't shampoo my hair. These two things are not related.
You should message me if
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You want to get to know me and talk about stuff.

If you know that life is just a party, and parties weren't meant to last.