Hey, wait a minute. that's not long enough! Well, my name is Rob. Guys like me are a dime a dozen. I'm an aspiring film maker or television writer who when he sits down and honestly thinks about it, hates the film and television industry. Everything is teal and orange, and it makes me want to pull my plunge my thumbs into my eye sockets.
I have a love of all forms of bad, trashy entertainment. It sometimes feels like I can't go a day without hearing Maury pronounced Murray, and I love every second of it. I have a big list of horrible movies that I occasionally like to sit down and watch to remind myself how not to make movies. I've spent whole days watching MST3k til my eyes bled.