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therob5

23 Philadelphia, PA Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I've been told that I'm the best thing since sliced bread and the worst thing that's happened since the sliced bread bubble burst...

Hey, wait a minute. that's not long enough! Well, my name is Rob. Guys like me are a dime a dozen. I'm an aspiring film maker or television writer who when he sits down and honestly thinks about it, hates the film and television industry. Everything is teal and orange, and it makes me want to pull my plunge my thumbs into my eye sockets.

I have a love of all forms of bad, trashy entertainment. It sometimes feels like I can't go a day without hearing Maury pronounced Murray, and I love every second of it. I have a big list of horrible movies that I occasionally like to sit down and watch to remind myself how not to make movies. I've spent whole days watching MST3k til my eyes bled.
What I’m doing with my life
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Nothing.

At All.

Ever.

And none of you can ever make me, because I'm an American, damnit!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Writing
-Heavy Lifting
-Making jokes about things that probably shouldn't be joked about.
-Observing the eccentricities of the world around me
- Turning things into double entendres or bad puns
-Making Simpsons references.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually don't notice me until I'm right behind them, and by then it's too late...

Also, my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm terrible at narrowing down everything I love in terms of entertainment and just throwing out specifics.

Books: Slaughterhouse V, American Gods, The Stranger, The Gunslinger, The Road, The Four Fingers of Death, When Will Jesus Bring the Porkchops?, A Song of Ice and Fire series.

Movies: Anything and everything by the Coen Brothers or David Lynch. Clerks. Park Chanwook's Revenge trilogy, The Evil Dead movies, Asian horror movies, old slasher flicks, Black Dynamite, etc.

As I mentioned beforehand, I have a thing for the "So bad, it's good" variety of movie. Birdemic is probably the worst I've seen, seriously. It makes Tommy Wiseau look like the auteur of our generation in comparison. I also particularly like the pathetic debut film of Adam Sandler, "Going Overboard". Comedy at it's worst at it's best.

TV Shows: Lost, Doctor Who, Twin Peaks, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, Community, The Adventures of Pete and Pete (Any and all 90's Nickelodeon, really.), MST3k, and too many that were cancelled before their time to even try to name.

Music: Black Flag, Radiohead, The Melvins, Scratch Acid, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, The Kinks, the Rolling Stones, the Beatles, the Ramones (Honestly, it's a little hard for me to listen to them. The realization that Joey, Johnny, and Dee-Dee are all dead always hits, and bums me the hell out.) Tom Waits, R.E.M.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Notebooks, pens, things to laugh at, people to laugh with, days where the wind is so strong it could blow your face off, and sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Very little.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either home relaxing or out with my friends doing something stupid.

Or on this website trying as hard as I can not to feel lame about it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The only celebrity that I've been told that I look like is Robin Williams. This greatly disturbs me.
You should message me if
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You have reason to.
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