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33 Baltimore, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Latin (Okay), Catalan (Poorly), Hebrew (Okay)
My self-summary
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I live in a house that I own, across from the prettiest park in the world. I blow things up for fun and profit. My free time is filled with music-making, adventures to the top of mountains, in areas plagued with urban decay, in and out of the US, here, there, and everywhere . . . So basically, I am living the dream.

Oh, and because I'm different from everybody else, I hate laughter and I hate having fun. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending weekday daylight hours dealing with rude things, such as missiles, explosives, and aggressive mass e-mails. Otherwise, running up to and including 135 miles at a time, making mirth and mischief along the way. Never backing down from a challenge.

And cats. I'm cool for cats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. Running. Figuring people out, in the way that allows me to mediate arguments, particularly those of an international nature, and improve lives. Finding really awesome people, places, and things that you never knew existed.
The first things people usually notice about me
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This is a silly question.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:

1. A steady stream of information

2. Opportunity for musical or artistic expression otherwise

3. Running, and everything about it

4. Laughter (although my self-summary claims that I hate it)

5. Love

6. Human attempts to apply structure to an inherently disorderly universe.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Relationships and human psychology, economics, theories of running and physical training, what language my cats speak.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making fun or making trouble. (They're virtually the same thing . . .)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have piercings in unexpected places.
You should message me if
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Any of the above resonates with you. Or you have something really funny or shocking to say. I welcome adventure in all its forms. :)