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thesatntmatador

33 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
My personality is full of conundrums. I'm witty. I'm a native Austinite. I enjoy concise sentences. Footloose and fancy free is a fine way to live, until you break a leg. I broke my femur once.

I like puzzles, but on a large scale. Not like jigsaw, but complex systems broken down into smaller systems. This is how I view the world in a way.

I work on tiny bikes. With motors. I make them faster than they should be. This is my biggest passion at this point. I made a 120 pound scooter that went 25 go 55. I broke my femur once.
What I’m doing with my life
Floating down the river, who knows what's around the bend?
I’m really good at
Everything. Kidding, that's a long running joke between my friends and me. I'm good at learning and have to constantly be learning something new, so I know a lot of stuff about things (I'm quite the asset on a trivia team.) One of my life goals is to be Jeopardy! champion. I'm good at fixing things even though I'm slow (I prefer the term methodical.) I have excellent outdoorsman skills. I'm a good DJ depending on the listener. I'm extremely patient, and am great with animals. I know how to party, entertain, and can cook like a madman, especially with a grill.

Basically I'm a delver, whatever I'm into I'm really into until I'm not into it anymore.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, but people always seem to remember me by name and I have no idea who they are. Happens to me constantly, freaks me out.

I hear I have a great smile fairly to partly often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Vonnegut, Hemingway, non-fiction, etc.

Love too many movies to list, I like cerebral flicks, comedies, documentaries, blah blah.

There are a lot of good t.v. shows now; Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Walking Dead, Dexter (well it has waned,) True Blood, Always Sunny, Portlandia. I still watch SNL regularly (I'm a comedy nerd.)

I listen to a couple of podcasts serially (WTF and Dudley & Bob.)

I've spent many years as a DJ so I have a vinyl collection and eclectic music taste (you can find me at Waterloo on the floor digging through the bottom shelf.)

I love to cook but hate the clean-up, currently retraining myself with Alton Brown youtube clips (update: I've moved on to Jacques Pepin and I'm quite the gourmet.) I come from a long line of grill masters and can work a grill better than most, can also make some crazy shit with my blender, it's 2 HP. My aperitif knowledge is top-notch.
The six things I could never do without
My dog Luc. He's the best. Also, love. That's about all I'll ever need.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next move, always strategizing.
On a typical Friday night I am
I might be out at a bar but Fridays are the worst, have to go to certain places to avoid amateur hour. Lately I'm more likely to be working on a project with my friends until midnight or so then possibly going out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The most private thing I'm willing to admit . . . publicly? That doesn't make any sense and I'm a very private person, therefore I refuse to honor it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're the opposite of boring. Please don't message me if you're racist, dislike animals, or hurt small children. Militant vegans will not like my cooking, or clothing for that matter. Dark-haired, dark-eyed ladies have extra mojo over me, fair warning.