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30 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 19
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Judaism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Portuguese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Half-Jewish, half-Irish. In other words, sunlight and open bars are all kinds of trouble for me.

Almost always down for going to bar trivia, comedy, museums, sporting events, or music.

I try not to get fat, but I like ice cream a lot.

You won't find me at a steakhouse, but I do eat meat sometimes.

I'm pretentious enough to talk about why soccer is superior to football, but not pretentious enough to call soccer "football."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in IT in a big insurance company. I find things to get passionate about, but I'd be lying if I said I was passionate about the job as a whole. I don't love computers but I find human-computer interaction compelling.

I think the only real way that the job relates to my personality is this: I have extra high sympathy for naive cluelessness, but extra low sympathy for arrogant ignorance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impersonations, puns, adaptation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh, and that I look like Sam Rockwell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll break these down to haphazardly chosen but very specific categories of all-time favorites.

Will Ferrell comedy: Talladega Nights

French movie: Le Boucher

Latin American movie: No

long movie: Lawrence of Arabia

favorite use of visual symbolism in a movie: The Conformist

sitcom: I'm Alan Partridge

go-to music genre: folk

favorite recently rediscovered musician: William Onyeabor

guilty pleasure music: James Bond theme songs

Food: I love trying new foods when I'm not busy eating more corn, beans, and avocados than the average Mexican

Books: My favorite novels that I read recently are A Visit From the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan and Chronicle of a Death Foretold by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Natural light and air
Other People
jokes and impressions
bread and circuses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to avoid boredom while simultaneously avoiding burning out.

Which professional soccer team has the most hilarious sponsor on their jerseys.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making out with you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've done tai chi to Hall & Oates, I have a man crush on Thierry Henry, and I get migraines.

I once left "I'm ready to delete myself from this site" up in this profile for months before it hit me how fake and weird that was.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a goofball.

You live kind of near me.

You like trees and animals.

You actually like yourself, rather than fluctuating between loving and hating yourself.

You actually get excited about interesting movies and interesting drinks.

You'd fly to a city that one of us has never been to for just a weekend.

You often think about deleting yourself from this site.