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theschumanities

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:08pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Half-Jewish, half-Irish. In other words, sunlight and open bars are all kinds of trouble for me.

Always down for going to bar trivia, comedy, museums, or music before 10 pm. Usually down for almost anything else.

I speak all 3 languages listed well enough that, in a crowd of people speaking those languages, I understand just enough that I won't need a translator.

I try not to get fat, but I like ice cream.

You won't find me at a steakhouse, but I do eat meat sometimes.

Also love watching professional soccer, especially with the Spanish commentary.
What I’m doing with my life
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I came down to the city to be a director-comedic actor-writer-musician-blogger (www.youngurbanamateur.com; www.nymn.com) who does awesome shit all day but that didn't work out the way I hoped, so I have a day job.

Now I occasionally work on other people's movies and am writing a full-length comedy with my friend for kicks.

Also play a baritone ukulele that I had custom made by a dude in Michigan. I watch a good deal of old movies at the Film Forum.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impersonations, puns, adaptation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh, and that I look like Sam Rockwell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll break these down to haphazardly chosen but very specific categories.

My favorite Bill Murray comedy: Stripes - it's not the best of his movies , but it's maximum Bill Murray.

Will Ferrell comedy: Talladega Nights.
French movie: Le Boucher.

Italian movie: Il Sorpasso.

Spanish movie: No

really-long movie: Lawrence of Arabia.

movie of the last year: Loves Her Gun.

folk musician: Bert Jansch

soul musician: Allen Toussaint

current vocalist: Angel Olsen

Brazilian: Jorge Ben

British sitcom: I'm Alan Partridge

American sitcom: Seinfeld

American drama: Mad Men

International drama: Prisoners of War (aka Hatufim)

Guilty Pleasure: Matador

Food: I love trying new foods when I'm not busy eating more corn, beans, and avocados than the average Mexican

Books: I have a special place in my heart for cynical books that attempt to destroy popular ideas. Like most of Barbara Ehrenreich's ouevre. My favorite novels that I read recently are A Visit From the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan and Chronicle of a Death Foretold by Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Natural light and air
Walks
Solitude
Other People
various interesting beverages
Jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of art. How to avoid being boring while simultaneously avoiding burning out. Which soccer team has the most hilarious sponsor on their jerseys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making out with you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've done tai chi to Hall & Oates, I have a man crush on Thierry Henry, and I get migraines.
You should message me if
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You're a goofball.

You live kind of near me.

You like trees and animals.

You actually get excited about interesting movies and interesting drinks.

You'd fly to a city that one of us has never been to for just a weekend.

You're almost ready to delete yourself from this site, just like me.