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theschumanities

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Half-Jewish, half-Irish. In other words, sunlight and open bars are all kinds of trouble for me.

Always down for going to bar trivia, comedy, museums, soccer games, baseball games, or music before 10 pm. Usually down for almost anything else.

I speak all 3 languages listed well enough that, in a crowd of people speaking those languages, I understand just enough that I won't need a translator.

The last time I really got to travel was only for a week. I chose to spend the entire week in Guanajuato.

I try not to get fat, but I like ice cream a lot.

You won't find me at a steakhouse, but I do eat meat sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
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There's a scene in The Office (both the US and UK versions) where Jim (Tim in the UK version) starts describing his job and then, confidently, says, "I'm already boring myself just by talking about it." That's how I feel. It's not that I hate it. It's just that life is less boring the less I talk about it.

Writing a comedy movie with my friend for kicks.

Also play an electrified baritone ukulele made by a small-time budget luthier in Michigan. My friend described my songs as "Lou Reed doing country."

I watch a good deal of old movies at the Film Forum.

Every few months or so I do an improv class.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Impersonations, puns, adaptation
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My laugh, and that I look like Sam Rockwell.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll break these down to haphazardly chosen but very specific categories.

My favorite Bill Murray comedy: Stripes - it's not the best of his movies , but it's unadulterated Bill Murray.

Will Ferrell comedy: Talladega Nights

French movie: Le Boucher

Italian movie: Il Sorpasso

Latin American movie: No

really-long movie: Lawrence of Arabia

movie of the last year: Loves Her Gun

folk musician: Bert Jansch

soul musician: Allen Toussaint

current vocalist: Angel Olsen

Brazilian: Jorge Ben

British sitcom: I'm Alan Partridge

American sitcom: Seinfeld

International drama: Prisoners of War (aka Hatufim - Israeli series)

Guilty Pleasure: Matador

Food: I love trying new foods when I'm not busy eating more corn, beans, and avocados than the average Mexican

Books: My favorite novels that I read recently are A Visit From the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan and Chronicle of a Death Foretold by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Nonfiction-wise, I tend to like cynical books that savage popular ideas. Like most of Barbara Ehrenreich's ouevre. Or Nassim Taleb.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Natural light and air
Walks
Solitude
Other People
various interesting beverages
Jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to avoid being boring while simultaneously avoiding burning out.

How capitalism is better at rewarding trial and error-based luck than it is at rewarding talent or passion... and how much better the world would be if more people accepted that.

Which professional soccer team has the most hilarious sponsor on their jerseys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
making out with you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've done tai chi to Hall & Oates, I have a man crush on Thierry Henry, and I sometimes get migraines.
You should message me if
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You're a goofball.

You live kind of near me.

You like trees and animals.

You actually get excited about interesting movies and interesting drinks.

You'd fly to a city that one of us has never been to for just a weekend.

You're almost ready to delete yourself from this site, just like me.