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35 Long Island City, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:43am
White, Other
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born and raised in New York City, which makes me nostalgic as fuck about when the city was dirty and dangerous and kinda pushes me to find things here that still have that kind of aesthetic.

I prefer doing things that don't involve going to a bar and bullshitting about things I'm never going to actually do.

I know fancy words but, use them sparingly.
Travel A LOT.
Might be into trespassing and urban exploration (plausible deniability). Don't take stuff too seriously.
Love art and seeing it.
I'm fucking awesome at cooking and even better at eating.

There's more obviously but, that's what talking and stuff is for...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to not die while enjoying it.
Getting into really awkward/inexplicable situations.
Not getting arrested.
Traveling to weird places.
Exploring abandoned things.

Left working as a lawyer and work as a creative director at an ad agency now. They let me pursue a fuckton of my own projects, which kicks ass, as most of the time I'm doing exactly what I want. Also, they let me keep a machete in the office and do completely inappropriate things in meetings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
creating experiences.
Mostly fun ones, sometimes mildly dangerous ones.
I've created stuff from city-wide assassination tournaments (StreetWars), to cross country costumed car races (Rental Car Rally), to underground food parties (Flavortripping), to Satanic themed burger trucks (666 Burger). There's other stuff I've made but, I need to leave some stories for later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm just gonna give a short overview. Kinda find lists like this less than illuminating because people generally list shit that EVERYONE likes. Like listing "bacon".

Just finished reading Cloud Atlas. Was completely blown away by it. One of the best novels I've read in a REALLY long time. Another of my all time favorite books is the Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert Anton Wilson.

I download 100% of the TV I watch but, i don't watch tons of it. Kinda despise reality TV, as in I never watch that crap (any longer). That said, don't judge people if they do (well, maybe a little... :D)

I love all food. I'll eat just about anything once. Love meat but, am very picky about where it comes from. Kinda try to eat stuff that's as ethically sourced as possible - not just cuz the animals are treated better but, also because stuff from those animals tastes like a billion times better than supermarket/factory meat. I also cook profusely and in completely unreasonable amounts

Love all music. I mean genre-wise, within the genres, there's plenty of stuff I hate on. Kinda love Die Antwoord A LOT. They are what I like to imagine music in the future sounds like. Also love shit with organs. And funk. Particularly Rufus Thomas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
delicious foods
...gonna need to think about #6...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the apocalypse.
things i can make.
how things work.
what my motivations for things are.
You should message me if
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you are a fan of trespass and exploring abandoned buildings and construction sites.

are awesome.