Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I was born and raised in New York City, which makes me nostalgic as
fuck about when the city was dirty and dangerous and kinda pushes
me to find things here that still have that kind of
I prefer doing things that don't involve going to a bar and
bullshitting about things I'm never going to actually do.
I know fancy words but, use them sparingly.
Travel A LOT.
Might be into trespassing and urban exploration (plausible
deniability). Don't take stuff too seriously.
Love art and seeing it.
I'm fucking awesome at cooking and even better at eating.
There's more obviously but, that's what talking and stuff is for...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to not die while enjoying it.
Getting into really awkward/inexplicable situations.
Not getting arrested.
Traveling to weird places.
Exploring abandoned things.
Left working as a lawyer and work as a creative director at an ad
agency now. They let me pursue a fuckton of my own projects, which
kicks ass, as most of the time I'm doing exactly what I want. Also,
they let me keep a machete in the office and do completely
inappropriate things in meetings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mostly fun ones, sometimes mildly dangerous ones.
I've created stuff from city-wide assassination tournaments
(StreetWars), to cross country costumed car races (Rental Car
Rally), to underground food parties (Flavortripping), to Satanic
themed burger trucks (666 Burger). There's other stuff I've made
but, I need to leave some stories for later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm just gonna give a short overview. Kinda find lists like this
less than illuminating because people generally list shit that
EVERYONE likes. Like listing "bacon".
Just finished reading Cloud Atlas. Was completely blown away by it.
One of the best novels I've read in a REALLY long time. Another of
my all time favorite books is the Illuminatus Trilogy by Robert
I download 100% of the TV I watch but, i don't watch tons of it.
Kinda despise reality TV, as in I never watch that crap (any
longer). That said, don't judge people if they do (well, maybe a
I love all food. I'll eat just about anything once. Love meat but,
am very picky about where it comes from. Kinda try to eat stuff
that's as ethically sourced as possible - not just cuz the animals
are treated better but, also because stuff from those animals
tastes like a billion times better than supermarket/factory meat. I
also cook profusely and in completely unreasonable amounts
Love all music. I mean genre-wise, within the genres, there's
plenty of stuff I hate on. Kinda love Die Antwoord A LOT. They are
what I like to imagine music in the future sounds like. Also love
shit with organs. And funk. Particularly Rufus Thomas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
...gonna need to think about #6...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
things i can make.
how things work.
what my motivations for things are.
You should message me if
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you are a fan of trespass and exploring abandoned buildings and
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