Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well lets see I am a narcotics dealing, cross dressing prostitute,
whom has no idea what i want to do with my life. I live in a single
bedroom trailor park home, and an outhouse for a lavatory. On the
weekends you can usually find me passed out in the bathroom at the
bar or in some random strangers humble abode. The definition of
white trash really. If your still reading at this point you might
be worth a chance, read the rest of my profile and see what i am
really all about. I am totally kidding none of these things are
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I really just moved to vermillion for a kind of fresh start so to
speak, and I seriously doubt I'm gonna stay here unless I meet an
extraordinary female, but for now verm seems like a decent pit
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good with computers probably more than anything, its
just a hobby of mine that never faded. I am also very resourceful,
and i am good at figuring things out on my own. Look I don't know
really what else to put here without seeming cocky, or maybe
arrogant, so i'm gonna leave you with that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is a more difficult question if you really think about it, i
mean how am i to know what other people notice about me. I have
tattoo's maybe. I like to think people notice to not mess with me,
but i really don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Many different varieties of books really, but the last book i read
had probably the biggest impact on my life and its Hero of the
Underground by Jason Peter, and its one hell of a book. If your
really interested and you find yourself staring into a book titled
this in barnes and nobles, just read the back cover and you'll get
a some kind of a vague conception of what i'm talking about.
Movies oh jeez i could go on and on with movies, i like really
everything even retarded chick flicks. The most recent movie i
watched was Inception which kinda blew my mind, and really brought
up some questions for me like is that possible, think about it if
you've seen that movie. So many things that could be possible, but
some people are so close minded that they won't even consider
something like that possible. Logically those people have a point,
but we only use 10 to 20 percent of the brain. What the hell is the
rest of it for???
Again music is something i could go on for a long time with, there
is nothing i absolutely hate to listen to. Eminem really speaks to
me and he always has. If we chat we'll be more specific i'm sure
with certain genres and whatnot.
Most foods really, i have a very particular diet, and i eat a lot
of what most would consider non healthy foods. The curse of being a
bachelor i'm afraid, and anything shaped like a dick, u know
bananas, hot dogs, etc. LMFAO, totally kidding, or am i. Na sarcasm
is a strong point of mine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. HUSKER FOOTBALL - very passionate fan here, i would give my life
for my football team.
2. Football in general, i just love the game.
3. My cell probably
4. My computer with a decent internet connection.
5. My PS3
6. Now if i am being honest, and don't take this the wrong way,
everyone knows what *** means, and that is something i really don't
think i could live without forever.
Disclaimer: I am not an internet perv, or someone who just wants
sex, i just merely pointed out what i cannot live without forever,
and forever is a long time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My next move in life, the next step. What kind of serious events
are going to take place that i will have to overcome. I'm not
afraid, i'm honestly ready for anything at this juncture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out with the boys just having a good time really, but
occasionally i take little trips to nowhere, just some place i have
never been just for the hell of it, just to see what happens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Seriously this question is ridiculous, i will admit anything, ask
and i will tell. I am not ashamed of anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your not going to take things the wrong way, and you must have some
kind of goals in life, I don't mean you know exactly where your
going to end up and what your going to do. just some kind of an
idea, and the drive to do something.
Who are you looking for?
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