eatalllthecarbs
29 Hampden, MD
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My self-summary
i like my squats deep, my coffee black, my steak medium rare, and my bourbon neat.

some girls spend their money on designer clothes or bags. me? i'd rather spend it on travel. experiences > materials.

if i had a dollar for everytime i've been mistaken for a high schooler, i'd probably be living on a private island somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
(g)rad school for my masters in nutrition.
I’m really good at
cooking, lifting heavy shit, bingeing on netflix, witty banter, and super smash bros.
The first things people usually notice about me
i don't know, you tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
tv: walking dead, game of thrones, party down, arrested development, lost, breaking bad, orange is the new black

books: anything by murakami

food: IIFYM, brah
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why is sriracha so damn good?!
On a typical Friday night I am
playing with my cats & reminding netflix that i am indeed still there (geeze, i thought this was a safe space)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i'm an open book, just ask.
You should message me if
you hate ketchup. apparently i'm the only one out there...
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