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eatalllthecarbs

28 Hampden, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i like my squats deep, my coffee black, my steak medium rare, and my bourbon neat.

some girls spend their money on designer clothes or bags. me? i'd rather spend it on travel. experiences > materials.

if i had a dollar for everytime i've been mistaken for a high schooler, i'd probably be living on a private island somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
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(g)rad school for my masters in nutrition.
I’m really good at
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cooking, lifting heavy shit, bingeing on netflix, witty banter, and super smash bros.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i don't know, you tell me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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tv: walking dead, game of thrones, party down, arrested development, lost, breaking bad, orange is the new black

books: anything by murakami

food: IIFYM, brah
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why is sriracha so damn good?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing with my cats & reminding netflix that i am indeed still there (geeze, i thought this was a safe space)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm an open book, just ask.
You should message me if
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you hate ketchup. apparently i'm the only one out there...