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thestargirl

34 F Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Jan 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I should update this. but here's the basics:

I'm a nerdy, oblivious, happy girl with a crush on half the characters from Harry Potter. I still mourn for it, o.k.? I have too many threadless tees, and really wished I had met Madeline L'Engle.

I'm a simple girl. I'm like a cake mix with really big pieces of glass glitter in it. The kind of glitter pieces that are really pretty, but cut your throat as you swallow them. I'm very immature. In fact, I could probably be considered a MRF (I love AD). I also do a great impression of Buster Bluth. "Heyyyy Brother!" "Heyyyy Possible Nephew!" I like people like Dr. House. Or the very opposite of Dr. House.


Words fail


Buildings tumble


The ground opens wide


Light beams down from heaven


She stands before my eyes



She's actual size,


but she seems much bigger to me


Squares may look distant in her rear view mirror


but they're actual size


As she drives away



Big men


Often tremble


As they step aside


I thought I was big once


She changed my mind



She's actual size,


but she seems much bigger to me.


I've never known anybody like her,


she's actual size


Nationwide, believe



She's got


All the money


Money couldn't buy


She's got something special


That someone left behind



She's actual size,


but she seems much bigger to me


Squares may look distant in her rear view mirror

but they're actual size


Actual size to her



Her face


Hangs in portrait


On the post office wall


She's stuck in my heart now


Where my blood belongs



She's actual size,


but she seems much bigger to me


I've never known anybody like her,


she's actual size


Actual size, believe





It's true I'm not too honest. I'm forever making up stories ("My father was once the Head Chef for the Reagan Administration") about myself just to see if people will believe them. However, this only applies to people I meet face to face, so you're safe.

I am cutely Jurassic, plotting your demise, and whimsical
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
YOUR DAD!

Ha!

No, seriously, I'm wearing jeans. I also killed time one night biting my arm as hard as I could to see how bad it would hurt to be eaten alive (zombie fetish). I couldn't break my skin, but I have pictures of how deep the marks went--it was 2 days before they went away. And that's just the sort of mind-shattering experiences I have. I also like reading the onion & something awful. I'll also wander over to read qwantz, pvp, penny arcade, acts of gord, vg cats, and other webcomics.



And time playing with legos is never wasted.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being cute, kissing, acting, singing, dancing, running, getting back up, fighting back, not listening to others, mewing, not crying, cooking, baking, fighting, being aware of Dust, not being quiet, talking to strangers, being affectionate, not punching people in the face even when they deserve it, chalking up the sidewalk, laughing, being noticed, dressing/undressing myself, staring at rainbows & stars, painting moogles, making life interesting, paying attention when the event calls for it, getting people off track, distracting others, apologizing, making plans for my zombie army, being a fag hag, talking like homestar runner, voice acting in general, having apathy,drinking chocolate milk, smelling nice without perfume, having adventures, battle, being a lover, being a fighter, making up my own words, building experimental aircrafts, looking younger than i really am, watching you doing silly things to make me laugh, overcoming fear, improv, coming up with band names, origami, randomly musing, lalalaing, being a rock star, saving your ass once again, wizard chess, balancing things, standing on my head, doing things that should, in theory, kill me, sharing whatever i have, if you want it, boinking the male species of human, loving people that don't exsist outside of books or films (hear me, Sirius Black?!! I love you!), loitering, making lists I'll quit making halfway through, sleeping, floral photography, infant & child photography, talking my way out of trouble (however I'm also good at shouldering blame), making pies, cooking & baking with lots of love, being unfazed by sexual predators who think they're quite suave, getting tanned, driving a forklift (I've never tried, I just assume I'd be great at it).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
cliche response: my boobs! jklolomgwtfbbqsidsaddqbertdiejediscumhottypotter! Seriously, even if that was the first thing people noticed (and I hope that's not it, because I have a cute face), I wouldn't put it down 'cause it's boring reply.



I would like to think it's something like me playing my DS. And eating candy. Perhaps one of my many novelty tees. Maybe the tiny size of my hands or feet(actually I know this is true because every once in awhile someone comments on them). It could also be how dark my eyes are. It could be my imported Hello Kitty wallet. I guess it really all depends on what angle you're seeing me from and what I'm doing. I hope I'm not going tinka-tink when we meet. That'd be weird. Especially since I refuse to use public bathrooms. So you better get out of my house!



Oh, and my messenger bag is a huge topic of conversation with random strangers (it's covered with buttons).

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: His Dark Materials Trilogy, Harry Potter Series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Catcher In The Rye, Egg Story, Emily and the Intergalactic Lemonade Stand, A Hero Ain't Nothing But A Sandwich, The NeverEnding Story, The Captain Underpants Series, comic books, dark horse comics, marvel comics, dc comics, Zombie Survival Guide, Happy Kitty Bunny Pony : A Saccharine Mouthful of Super Cute, I enjoy children's & young adult literature much much more than books written for people my own age.



Movies: A Mighty Wind, Star Wars (Empire & Jedi are my faves), Star Trek: The Voyage Home, UHF, Unbreakable, Horsefeathers, MP & The Life of Brian, MP & The Holy Grail, MST3K, Matrix Trilogy, Six String Samurai, Shaolin Dolemite , The Princess Bride, The Dark Crystal, Edward Scissorhands, Labyrinth, Shaun of the Dead, Time Bandits (i have a thing for Terry Gilliam--any of the of the MP cast really), B Movies, Old Kung-Fu & Hong Kong Films, Old Jackie Chan films, Steve O. Films (especially the Thumb Films). I also enjoy watching Arrested Development, British Comedies, and The Simpsons. I also recently fell in love with Narnia. Probably the best book-to-movie film I've ever seen.



Music: Honestly, I'll listen to anything. My favorite genres are dance, techno, electronica, classic rock (sixties throughout the eighties), early alt, indie, and video game soundtracks (I currently have the flash man music from mega man 2 running in my head). I like stuff from Daft Punk (especially the "Discovery" album), Enigma, Peaches, Motorcycle, Alanis, XOXOXO, R.E.M., Dee-Lite,Digitalis, Cyndi Lauper, Sarah Brightman, White Stripes, The Postal Service (I especially like the 8-bit sound & lyrics to "Brand New Colony"), Goldfrapp, Switchblade Kittens, Nobuo, Dido, Depeche Mode, Freezepop, BT, M83 (they had me at "I guess I'm floating"), Shakta, my band, Ani Difranco, Spunk!, John Williams, Harry And The Potters, Ace Of Base, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Journey, R.E.O. Speedwagon, Led Zeppelin, Boston, David Bowie, Dead or Alive, Moby, Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, Indigo Girls, L7, Hole, Nirvana, Foo Fighters ("Walking After You" will forever make me think of Mulder), BT, The Highwaymen, stuff that was popular when i was in high school, and a lot of the stuff that Hot Topic sales t-shirts of.



Foods: I really like apple cinnamon cheerios, human flesh, twix bars, kool-aid (it's so pretty!), and pop rocks. I also can drink a quart of chocolate milk in like 7 minutes, but then I usually fall to sleep. I also love & cherish carbs and would never ever give them up.



PC/Video Games: Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy II/IV (you spoony bard!), Final Fantasy III/VI, Final Fantasy IX (no I did not like Final Fantasy X), Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart Double Dash, Resident Evil (I'm the master of unlocking), Star Wars Battlefront, Half-Life, Half-Life II, Doom, Quake, Unreal, Undying, Mario RPG,Paper Mario, Paper Mario II: TTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, Metroid, Super Metroid (I'm Samus), Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime II: SoE, The Legend of Zelda: LttP (I'm also the child of Zelda & Link--they call me Zink), The Legend of Zelda: TWW, The Legend of Zelda: OoT, The Legend of Zelda: LA, Soul Calibur, Soul Calibur II, Soul Edge, Tetris, Super Mario Brothers, Doki Doki Panic, Super Mario Brothers III, Parappa The Rappa, Star Fox 64, Wario Ware, Mario Party, Pokemon, Nintendogs, Katamari Damacy (the opening sequence is like being in my brain--rainbowy, irrelevant, and full of dancing pandas), Donkey Konga, Mario Paint, Silent Hill, Silent Hill II, Silent Hill III, Silent Hill IV, Fatal Frame, Fatal Frame II, Castlevania, Kid Icarus, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, Maniac Mansion


Anime & Mangas (I actually prefer to read, because I like the art): Princess Minerva, Photon, Dragon Ball (NOT Z/GT), Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Sgt. Frog, Tokyo Mew Mew, Slayers, Ranma 1/2, Grave of the Fireflies, My Neighbor Totoro, Burn Up, Sorcerer Hunters, Dragon-Half, Plastic Little, Unico, Unico in the Island of Magic, Sprited Away, Castle In The Sky, La Blue Girl, Ah! My Goddess, Chobits, Ringing Bell, Battle Angel, Cat Girl Nuku Nuku, Di Gi Charat, Marmalade Boy, Full Moon o Sagashite, Ultra Maniac, Hamtaro (ha! It's just so damn cute!), Howl's Moving Castle (I've also read the book, they're all quite good), Baby Love, KiKi's Delivery Service, GALS!, Metropolis, Love Hina, Mahoutsukai Sally, Chibi Maruko-chan, Princess Mononoke, Aishiteruze Baby, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Animal Yokocho (I totally love this because it's just so cute!!), Trigun, Tenchi! (Ryo-Ohki is watching me type this), Mimi o Sumaseba, Fancy LaLa (Dinos Rule!), Panda Z
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm listing 13 things here.



1. The People I Love. They know who they are. All 5 of them. ;)


2. DNA. Mine is different than yours. It's from a planet you've never heard of, and it's rainbowy.


3. Video & PC Games. I would be a sad girl without them. I've played them since I was 3 (at least that's as far back as I can remember), and fail to see what the big deal is about girl playing them.


4. Water.


5. Food. Even if I didn't need it, I would still need it. I'm a food junkie.


6. Cute Underpants. I buy them like most people buy bread.


7. Asian Stationery-I have bins & bins full of it that I will never ever use. In years to come,scientists will wonder what "Pote Hamu" meant to our society--was he a God?


8. Stories about Good Vs. Evil. I'm a sucker for these. Harry Potter, Unico, Star Wars --you know.


9. Physics. I'm not sure why everyone in the world isn't interested in physics. I love discussing theories, and imagining what's possible. I'm in love with the sky and all that's in it, and plan to travel through it to get back to my home planet.


10. Memories. I have so many unforgettable moments, and I wouldn't want to forget them. I like to lay in the dark sometimes and just remember wonderous things that have happened to me.


11. The freedom to read what I want--I've always despised the banning of books.


12.Cartoons--from anime (I adore the works of Tezuka & Toriyama) to Space Ghost, to MST3K (i know it's not a cartoon, but Tom Servo deserves all the love I can muster)


13. Artistic Expression--it's great fun to create & experience. of course, at the moment, I'm working on 3 different graphic novels, an epic fantasty story, and several other projects. I lead a charmed life.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no typical night with me. Ha! I thought of a witty remark!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm smitten with Tobey Maguire. He's kind of a weiner I know, and he makes those awful faces in in Spider Man 2 when he's stopping the train, but he's still cute. In fact, he calls every once in awhile and we talk. He's really nice. He said to tell you "Hi and he has been trying to get a hold of you but you're never home.




Surprise. I'm the Twilight Princess.

I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Make a hole with a gun perpendicular


to the name of this town in a desktop globe


exit wound in a foreign nation


showing the home of the one this was written for



My apartment looks upside down from there


water spirals the wrong way out the sink


and her voice is a backwards record


it's like a whirl pool and it never ends



Ana Ng and I are getting old


and we still haven't walked in the glow


of each others' majestic presence


Listen, Ana, hear my words


They're the ones you would think I would say


If there was a me for you



All alone at the '64 World's Fair


80 dolls yelling "Small girl after all


Who was at the DuPont pavillion?


Why was the bench still warm?


Who had been there?



Or the time when the storm tangled up the wire


to the horn on the pole at the bus depot


And in back of the edge of hearing


These are the words that the voice was repeating



Ana Ng and I are getting old


and we still haven't walked in the glow


of each others' majestic presence


Listen, Ana, hear my words


They're the ones you would think I would say


If there was a me for you



When I was driving once


I saw this painted on a bridge


"I don't want the world, I just want your half



They don't need me here, and I know you're there


Where the world goes by like the humid air


and it sticks like a broken record


everything sticks like a broken record


everything sticks until it goes away


and the truth is we don't know anything



You should message me if you have some sort of moral code (I'm guessing this will eliminate most Bush supporters), you don't want to have a romantic relationship with me (I'm the most unromantic girl you'll ever meet anyway), you celebrated Trogdor's birthday, and have dressed up as a character NOT from an anime, video game, or from the renaissance era. If this fits you, we're sure to be friends. No matter what my tests may lead you to believe.