thestoryof_what
27 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
star stuff
bar stuff
What I’m doing with my life
confusing people who shop at the strand with lay's classic potato chip consumers.
I’m really good at
making you laugh.
not sleeping.
pop culture references.
The first things people usually notice about me
my sense of humor and how it's a weird cross between pg-dad jokes, the internet and complete filth.

v v intuitive
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
the shining, jaws, 2001: a space odyssey, deliverance, alien, blade runner, jurassic park, the thing, spirited away, suspiria, dogtooth, heavy metal, dune, funny games, princess mononoke, pink flamingo, forbidden zone, sweet movie, wizards.

game of thrones, masterchef, black books, arrested development, seinfeld, twin peaks, the simpsons, parks & rec.

childhood's end, dune, the incal, china mieville

smashing pumpkins, godspeed! you black emperor, ween, nicki minaj, autre ne veut, flume, sleep, kendrick lamar, cab calloway, bone thugs, phillip glass, gary wilson, w/e. blues, metal, synth pop, lo-fi, 90s rap, anything

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The six things I could never do without
pizza
whiskey
wit
babes
internet
bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how i really just want to find someone to binge watch x-files with

ok
On a typical Friday night I am
pledging allegiance to a bar tab
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
sometimes i just scroll through matches on okc and try to make the face they're making

strawberitas are delicious
You should message me if
you want to
you're funny
you're satan/ a witch
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