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thestoryof_what

26 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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weird in a cool way
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
confusing people who shop at the strand with lay's classic potato chip consumers.

looking for something, i don't know what
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you laugh.
not sleeping.
pop culture references.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sense of humor and how it's a weird cross between pg-dad jokes, the internet and complete filth.

super, super intuitive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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the shining, jaws, 2001: a space odyssey, deliverance, alien, blade runner, jurassic park, the thing, spirited away, suspiria, dogtooth, heavy metal, dune, funny games, princess mononoke, pink flamingo, forbidden zone, sweet movie, wizards.

game of thrones, masterchef, black books, arrested development, seinfeld, twin peaks, the simpsons, parks & rec.

childhood's end, dune, the incal, china mieville

smashing pumpkins, godspeed! you black emperor, ween, autre ne veut, flume, sleep, kendrick lamar, cab calloway, bone thugs, phillip glass, gary wilson, w/e. blues, metal, synth pop, lo-fi, 90s rap, anything. you be the music person, i'll be the movie person.

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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
pizza
whiskey
wit
babes
internet
bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how i really just want to find someone to binge watch x-files with

ok
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pledging allegiance to a bar tab -

though honestly, i'd rather be in (and sometimes i am).

saturday, though......................
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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sometimes i just scroll through matches on okc and try to make the face they're making

strawberitas are delicious
You should message me if
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you want to
you're funny
you're satan