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thestrawone

25 / F / straight / Single

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 3" (1.60m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Clerical / Administrative
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Poorly)

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I am sarcastic, witty, and charming.

My Self-Summary

So, uh, hi! I'm not the greatest at describing myself. I'm pretty sure I love Vegas. There are days when I hate it, like when i'm stuck in rush hour traffic. I'm in love with the lights of this city, and that you can find anything and everything at any hour of the day. Anything you can wish for there is a place.

I have never been one for going out to clubs, I don't dance. I am pretty sure, that I would hurt myself and any that even looked in my direction would be maimed. I love renting movies, even the really bad movies. I watch them, and love and hate most of them during any part of the two hours I am wasting. Going to movies is always fun as well. It's never quite as fun going alone though, no one to rave or rant about the movie with after it's done.

I love spending time with my friends and family, going to see weird shows. I will try most things once. I get a new tattoo every year but not before I give blood at least once! I love going to see concerts or even open mic things. I've been to a couple of vegas shows, and wouldn't mind going to more! I waste a lot of time on WoW. Yes I am that nerd. I don't care about gear, it getting lost in something for a hour or so to take my mind off of things. I play billiards. I'm not good anymore, I took a year or so off but I can make some really impressive misses! Someone somewhere always comments on them. Even as bad as I am, I'm still better than some of my friends, and I hate when an outsider will see me miss a couple of shots on purpose to save a friend's ego and call me out on it. I love to read, I have over 500 books and it's still growing, sad I know. But when you're broke, you might as well read, right? I also really like to play video games... I am a Nintendo girl all the way, usually with my DS, but in a recent move, I've seemed to have misplaced it. I might cry, not really though. I have learned the value of the Xbox 360, castle crashers is a very fun game. The Cat Shark, man, is just to rad for words. Oh I am trying to make rad mainstream again. Not enough people use it. I have a tendency to ramble/babble whatever you want to call it. I kissed the blarney stone, after what I found what they Irish do it, it warped its affect on me. Usually it's cute and awkwardly charming, a lot of the time it's just awkward. I've got two AA's because I couldn't figure out what I wanted to do with my career. Neither one I will ever use. One's a language that I've forgotten everything but how to cuss in, and the other is business, I like business but I'm far too shy to network. That might explain why I am on this site. Everything else I'm having a brain fart on sooo... Anything else you want to know, just ask!

I've had to update the "you should message me section". I didn't think I'd have to clarify a few points, it's not craigslist after all :(

What I’m doing with my life

I work, and I work damn hard. I'm trying harder to figure out just exactly what it is in this world I want and day by day I'm figuring it out. I'm going to college for a BA in elementary education. Then I'll be joining Teach for American to get my Masters. I help out with my mom a lot. She went from being sighted to blind in just a couple of years. That saying about teaching a old dog new tricks, not so true. They just take a while... Yes, I just did compare my mom to a dog but in a good way!

I’m really good at

Clue! That's probably not what they meant though.

I love to listen, I'm good at it and giving advice.

The first things people usually notice about me

The owl on my arm, or my eyes. Hmmm or my hair, or that I'm rather short.

I'm not sure, why don't you tell me what you notice about me first.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books- anything by Christopher Moore! or anything fiction with a good story, strong, engaging, characters. I just finished reading World War Z and it's now one of my favorite books.
Movies- Princess Bride now and forever, Love Actually, Brick, Boondock Saints, Coraline, anything Kevin Smith/View Askew, The Fifth Element

Music- I love most pop punk, rock, The Beatles, The Toadies, The Vandals, Cake, Bad Religion, Weezer.

Food- I don't do a lot of red meat, but a steak can be nice every once in a while. I love seafood, especially sushi, I just learned how to use chopsticks (sad I know)

The six things I could never do without

my cell phone,
music,
love (never thought I'd hear myself say that),
my book collection,
friends,
shoes

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Of what it is I need to do that day to make my life easier, at least easier, next year.

I like to day dream a lot too.

On a typical Friday night I am

cleaning, yeah... it sounds like a lot of fun.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

lol that I'm on here? I'm a open book, I will tell you anything anyway.

You should message me if

You should NOT message me if:

you are looking to get laid as soon as we meet. If you can't understand getting groped in public is not my idea of fun.
you are needy/codependent to a fault
you want sympathy from a total stranger because some random girl rejected you.
you are into a horribly weird fetish (scat play, golden showers, bestiality, anything like that)

Never thought I'd have to add the last one but have been getting alot of messages from some crazy ass dudes.

You should message me if:

you are looking for friends or a long term partner,
you think that we have somethings in common,
you think that we don't but could get along,
you think I'm cute.