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thethirteenth

39 Sacramento, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I lean towards the dark, the weird, thinking for yourself, carving my own path through life, and damning the bland masses to live the life of fickle mush-heads.

True story.

Also, I'm a bastard, but you will love me anyway.

I love music and fiction. I write bad poetry/fiction. I believe people should fix themselves before focusing that effort anywhere else.

I am cerebral, caustic, and likely dangerous.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Soaking in it. Trying new approaches to old problems, so as not to be futile.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Brag rhyme lag time.

Apparently, making a fool of myself on this effing website.

Being sincere and getting an incongruous response.

Laughing it off.

Hilarity.

Loving the things that I love (music, movies, etc.) and not being a pushy dick about it.

Unearthing a beautiful melody.

Laying it on the line and immediately regretting it.

Being a bastard.

Drinking to save my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sometime giant hair, acerbic wit, my pony, and a fourth thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Constantly changing and too numerous to list, but let's go with two current and two all time.

a = books

(a) All time: Neuromancer, The Chocolate War
Current: Monster Island, The Big U

b = movies

(b) All time: The Signal, Slither
Current: Lady Vengeance, I Saw The Devil

When it comes to food I like it simple, usually something with meat (sorry bout it), so I'll say,

c = Television

(c) All time: 30 Rock, Frisky Dingo
Current: Justified, Community

...if you really care what music I enjoy, stalk me at lastfm (lastfm/endlesstirade - in case the link is broken).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, The Future, White Noise, Sarcasm, ...The Laughter Of The Childrens, Music...Aaaaaand also music.

How many was that?

Math is hard.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering what "it" is.

Also.

Is love, dot dot dot, something something?

And,

How cool I would be if I had a pony, and how it would make little girls seethe with envy. "I have a pony; what's that, you don't?! Awww, don't cry, your mommy and daddy just don't love you. Ah, ah, ah, don't touch Prime Minister Clip-Clop, your hands are all sticky."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Somehow, somewhere...or having drinks.

Neither of these are typical...or they are and I'm lying...or confused.

Possibly both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wish I had a pony. I'm scared. I'll more than likely alienate you with my sense of humor at some point (around these parts it seems to happen more often than not).

Also, shut up.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've read this far without cringing.

p.s. A friend recently told me that my profile seems like I'm challenging people. I disagree with this, but if you feel challenged...good.