Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a firm believer that we never really grow up; we only learn
how to act in public. So every day, I wake up thrilled that I have
the freedom to indulge the passions I love. I train Mixed Martial
Arts, surf, scuba dive, and perform comedy improv; I have
backpacked through Europe, Asia, and the Caribbean; and I have a
dream job that allows me to work an hour a day from anywhere in the
You could say that my life began two years ago after a Buddhist
guru asked me "What do you want?" and I didn't have a good answer.
That is when I made a list of all the things I feared to do, then
checked them off one by one. You see: life's short, so you should
laugh at your problems. Everybody else does, anyway.
If you message or wink at me, you'd better be smart and like to try
new things. I have a long bucket list I am tackling and let me tell
you, this is no ordinary list. Lately, I have swam with sharks,
skydived in Hawaii, paraglided, piloted airplanes, and scuba dived
in Thailand. Now, I am conquering the world with a plane ticket and
a backpack. Next up, who knows? Do you have an awesome adventure
you think I should add?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm training as a ninja to fight the Dos Equis man for the title of
'Most interesting man in the world'.
I just spent a month China. I'm going to Cancun/Cozumel/Belize for
3 weeks, Taiwan/Thailand for 2 months, and then Peru for 3 weeks in
the next six months. Crazy, huh?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• thumb wrestling
• trying new restaurants a la Yelp!
• laughing at my own jokes
• spelling "you're"
• finding good travel deals
• inventing drinking games
• putting the toilet seat down
• jumping out of airplanes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How I forgot their name instantaneously.
Fortunately, I learned a neat trick to find someone's name out
without offending them. Ask me and I might tell you after
I use it on you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm a movie buff, but bad movies are often the most hilarious. I
love the entire Coachella line-up every year and I can't help but
tap my feet when a good beat comes on.
Currently listening to: Jay-Z, Feist, Little Dragon, Miami Horror,
Broken Bells, Hot Chip, Madvillain, J Cole, Little Dragon, Kanye
West, Deadmau5, and David Guetta.
...and here's one of my favorite quotes by none other than Steve
"Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to
avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are
already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart." - in
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Every inch of my totally average penis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How amazing it would be to scuba dive, surf, ride my motorcycle,
and then snowboard all in one marathon day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
• I'm a published poet
• I would love to fight for the UFC
• I might make fun of you accidentally
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If all you have going for you are your looks, I'll pass and wait
for someone fun, cultured and intelligent.
Wink or message me if you:
+ are perfectly self-confident
+ can laugh at life
+ are effortlessly humble
+ can do backflips
+ know how to play an instrument
+ have memorized the quadratic formula
+ consider yourself artsy
+ enjoy going on random, unplanned adventures
+ have mastered kung-fu
+ love to high-five
+ own a yacht
+ have a really good pick-up line
+ will feed me sushi
If you fit some of the criteria above, don’t pass up this chance
for us to get to know each other... send me a quick message or give
me a wink!
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