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25 San Marcos, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 2
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
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I haven't had a girlfriend since high school.. Additionally I can't remember my password to delete this shit, also nobody can really even put up with me...

I'm pretty straight forward... I hope you are too. It's nice to start the convo here, but I like meeting people face to face! It seems like our culture has become this texting emailing sort of thing... What happened to people before cell phones and shit..?haha They actually met people around town I guess...

Nothing against blondes, but I tend to go for my type dark hair and dark skin!! In reality the only true preference I have is a pretty smile!! Not to come across as too shallow , but the words"curvy and or thick" are in my vocabulary and actually definite pluses in my book! Haha

If you have a question or want something just say it!

Ps if you've scrolled this far you should Probly message me! Hehe

PPS I just saw the hottest girl on this site... You don't have a chance
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
anything outdoors, I love rock climbing...
Currently employed as a pool boy. Attempting to save money for travel..
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of things... let me show you
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm like the honey badger I really don't give a shit!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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book... house of leaves
movies right now... Life Aquatic
show... Arrested Development.... Come on Michael
food... Yes food!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Red wine, chocolate, Friends, coffee, books, music live or not... Last, but probly most important... Pot
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome I would be at writing the fortunes for those little cookies at Asian places, " True girlfriend make dick hard, not life."

Alan watts and Carl Sagan lectures... Why nobody likes to go climbing with me..!
Hint hint!!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Breathing heavily right outside your window...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whilst in the shower, I wash my hair like the Herbal Essences commercials we grew up watching as kids... I may or may not have warrants in your county.. Haha
Also I regularly tell people 3 diff jokes I've picked up over the years to figure out what type of personality you have.. Is that weird..?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you've ever been stung by a bee, if you think about your Halloween costume all year long, if you live in San Marvelous! And you're not afraid to meet up face to face.... And if you like to have lot's of fun!!!