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thetorf

28 F Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:58pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Hello,

I am fun, smart, occasionally uncouth, and tend to gestate a lot.
I also frequently say gestate when I mean to say gesticulate.
I love puns and taking an idea for a joke and batting it around with my friends until it’s pure gold. I laugh too loudly most of the time.

I am proficient at, but sick of, short term relationships, and would like to find someone I could be with in the long run. Ideally I will meet a man who is smart, funny, cute, and kind. And has a beard. And does yoga. And wears nice suits. And loves to cook, clean, and give unlimited back rubs. I’ll settle for just the first four.

I’m also incredibly turned on by well constructed sentences, with 3 syllable words and periods at the end. So maybe keep them in mind if you send me a message.

Good luck to everyone!
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a company focussed on recycling. It’s nice but a bit of a grind sometimes.
I’m in school in the evening to become an accountant because I thought my life had too much joy and not enough textbooks. I may have miscalculated.
I’m really good at
Laughing
Making people laugh
Yoga
Listening
Judging silently (and with minimal facial expression)
The six things I could never do without
Glasses/contacts
Living in a walkable neighbourhood
Quiet time
Naps
Scotch
Basil
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating