I am fun, smart, occasionally uncouth, and tend to gestate a lot.
I also frequently say gestate when I mean to say gesticulate.
I love puns and taking an idea for a joke and batting it around with my friends until it’s pure gold. I laugh too loudly most of the time.
I am proficient at, but sick of, short term relationships, and would like to find someone I could be with in the long run. Ideally I will meet a man who is smart, funny, cute, and kind. And has a beard. And does yoga. And wears nice suits. And loves to cook, clean, and give unlimited back rubs. I’ll settle for just the first four.
I’m also incredibly turned on by well constructed sentences, with 3 syllable words and periods at the end. So maybe keep them in mind if you send me a message.
Good luck to everyone!