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thetouchofsatan

41 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Time for an update! Who is this odd creature with the weird nickname, you ask? Well first, go and watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QjZXfrjVZA

Good, now we're on the same page. So some basics about me: I'm college-educated, have a full-time job, live by myself with no roommates and no pets (I'm allergic to both cats and dogs, unfortunately), and I'm genuinely enjoying my life although it sometimes feels like I'm spreading myself too thin. I'm indulging in hobbies (drumming and filmmaking specifically) and enjoying the company of family and friends whenever I can. Pretty generic, eh? Well let's read on and see if we can't learn a bit more.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finding a pretty good balance between being a "responsible, upstanding citizen" and "being a freewheeling creative spirit." I have a "day job" which is really more of an "evening job" since I work second shift by choice. I work for an airline, and while I don't fly as part of my job, I do fly as a *perk* of my job. My most recent trip was to Brussels which I enjoyed, and I'm thinking Australia or China next.

In my spare time, I make movies. Or rather, I am making *a* movie. I'm hoping to shoot my first feature-length movie in the coming weeks. It will be a pro-science educational film for teachers to show in their classes and spark discussions about evolution, the scientific method, etc. After that I'll start working on a more character-driven piece. Any screenwriters out there? Let's talk.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making plans and organizing people around those plans. My day job requires me to get a large group of people focused on a single task in a hurry, and my role as film director involves much the same thing. I feel like I'm herding cats most of the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm surprisingly quiet or surprisingly outgoing depending on the situation at hand. I don't particularly like to "go out," but I love hosting parties, and I'm pretty good at keeping conversation flowing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy reading historical nonfiction - although I'll confess to having gotten halfway through two Ron Chernow books before giving in to brain mushiness. I aspire to be a filmmaker, so I'll watch any kind of movie that has half a brain. I don't watch much TV, but I'm a huge MST3k fan. Music I'm not too picky about, but it'll take me a while before I become a "fan" of some new artist...and I hate the crap they play at my gym. Food...yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Some means of recording visual images.
2) Some means of recording audio frequencies.
3) A group of dedicated people focused on a common goal.
4) The ability to set my own ego aside (on very rare occasions) and focus on the end result.
5) My principles.
6) Forgiveness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to travel next. What sort of movies I want to make. At what point I will think "I'm a good drummer."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Any one of a number of places. Home, Emporium, a Meetup, a date, traveling, you name it. I work every other weekend, but the weekends I don't work are four-day weekends. Pretty sweet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty much an open book. They say "be yourself"...well, okay, here goes. I'm looking for the whole package - a long-term monogamous relationship, marriage, kids, a nice house, etc. But the devil's in the details, of course. My ideal woman is intelligent (which may or may not include a college education), is passionate about *something* (social justice, freedom from religion, fiscal responsibility at all levels of government, you name it), has a healthy maternal drive, is sexually submissive (although we can discuss that later - I don't want a relationship just based on that commonality), enjoys a good workout, enjoys traveling and experiencing different cultures, is energetic but knows to stop and smell the roses often, and is past her "let's hang out in a loud crowded bar" phase.
You should message me if
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...you're interested in meeting a kind, intuitive, self-aware, flawed, assertive, well-traveled, politically-half-correct, musically-inclined, scientifically-minded, astronomically-wishful, gastronomically-tasteful, poetically-playful, and all-around decent fellow.

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