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theuberartist

35 / M / Straight / Single

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

His Details

Last Online
Jun 15
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Unemployed
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am an avid conversationalist and good for a laugh or two. I am little bit irreverent and also convinced that laughter is the best medicine for everything.

I have a garden on my window sill, and I get excited everytime the seeds sprout.
What I’m doing with my life
I worked 6 years as a chemist, and gave it up for a time to pursue my dreams, and things have been pretty dreamy ever since.

I am looking for work after walking away from a public teaching job as a chemistry teacher. The first couple of months were a well needed sabbatical, and still money is not a pressing issue.

I volunteer for the bilingual kids and asylum seekers. I also among the 2% who donate blood.
I’m really good at
Photography, Asking too many Questions(and capitalizing random words), and daydreaming.

I've probably either been there or seriously considered going. I have mostly recovered from my travel addiction.

I am careful with my money, mostly because I see a little bit of money as a great way to accomplish any dream in the universe.

I like going hiking, I am an unlikely hero, I just keep going when others stop. In the night, through the bog (It is often a bit foolish).

But good is boring, I am bad at things requiring manual dexterity (like knitting, cross stitch). Bad at building things, like a birdhouse.

I would be great at cooking except that I always change a recipe just a hair too much and when I am finished the results are often "Interesting." I bake by the texture of the batter and am slowly exploring the many shades of dal curries.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't get embarrassed very easily, and I will be more comfortable meeting you than you are meeting me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't think this section helps you understand if we are a good match, consequently I am skimming yours at best.

Crime and Punishment, Shantaram, A Thousand Splendid Suns.

I like watching movies in the theatre even bad ones.

Anything cultural or different certainly catches my eye. I like to do things.

I love Indian food and hummus. Western food is kind of bland, but we are unmatched in our sandwich technologies.
The six things I could never do without
You, I spend every waking moment dreaming about you, yes you. You are the one I am talking about. Of course you are flaming rich, have 3 master degrees, started your own art gallery for 1980's Czech socialist art and a rescue organization for dobermans. you are also are slowly working on your 7 summits climbs. If you don't meet those exact requirements, I am pretty sure you are not the girl for me. Oh and you must be at least 5'9", have a collection of Tibetan art, and be cool like Fonzie. Meet all of these requirements... and then.. well you know the rest.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can be more compassionate like Ghandi or MLK. How I can change to make my life just a little bit more perfect.
On a typical Friday night I am
Alone, all alone and Sad, very sad. I joined OKC, because I am lonely. More truthfully though, tonight is the best night to have fun, and that could be on the couch or spelunking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am incredibly addicted to chocolate. Really, sometimes its not a pretty sight. You might think I am kidding, but just imagine the blank coma look on my face, the way small slivers of broken chocolate end up everywhere.

Sometimes I lean towards English spellings (shudders) and I like riding the subway. I am quite a fan of true confessions.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
I like curious types, ravenous for knowledge and life. Foolish quests are certainly appreciated because they are the best way to create memories.

All you need to do is follow your instincts. They will serve you well, that and little bravado too. But honestly you probably don't have the sass to message me first.