I am witty, humorous, and realistic.
My Self-Summary
I'm just an easy-going, down-to-earth, laid back kind of guy. I've
got a great job that I love. I have a great place and I like where
I'm living. Honestly, my life all-around is a pretty good one, I've
certainly got nothing to complain about. So I'm on here because I'm
looking to meet new people, make new friends, and just have fun in
general! And hopefully, I can meet my "one and only someone"
somewhere along the way!
My ideal mate would be someone sweet, intelligent, beautiful, and a
great sense of humor (can dish it out and take it)! She should be
career-focused, ambitious, and goal-oriented. If she's got strong
political feelings, they should probably lean to the right or at
least be willing to admit she's wrong! lol I'm open to having kids
someday but not dead-set on it. I am assuming that when I meet the
right girl, this will become more clear.
So, if you're interested in getting to know me, just send me a
message!
What I’m doing with my life
Working a lot, trying to enjoy the summer, hanging out with friends
and family. I keep myself plenty busy but I've always got time for
whatever comes up!
I've recently decided that I want to learn how to play golf, so if
there's anyone willing to go out for a round some time, don't be
shy!
I’m really good at
Accounting, that's why I do it. I'm also somewhat of a jack of all
trades, so I can do a li'l bit of everything. I'm athletic, yet
lazy - kind of working against myself in that aspect. I'd actually
like to get out and do more activities, such as golf, tennis,
whatever....anyone interested?
The first things people usually notice about me
I love
Football!!! And sports in general. I'm
a very loyal fan to my teams. People also notice that I work a lot,
I'm pretty blunt when it comes to sharing my opinion, and that I
have a very sarcastic sense of humor.
Oh, and I have a great ass! (lol, j/k)
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: The Catcher
in the Rye, Catch-22, Fargo Rock City, Killing Yourself to Live.
Next up is Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs...ya just gotta love Chuck
Klosterman!
Movies:
Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Wedding Crashers, When Harry Met
Sally, The Notebook, Gross Pointe Blank, Hi-Fidelity, Serendipity
(and pretty much anything else with John Cusack), Crash, Crank,
40-year old virgin, Just Friends, Van Wilder (gotta love Ryan
Reynolds - dare I say man crush? Maybe that should go under the
embarrasing things part?lol), South Park - Bigger, Longer, Uncut
Music: Anything
Rock: hair bands,
80's, metal, alternative, hard, classic, punk, lite, you get the
idea
Food: Pizza,
Pasta, Steak, etc.
The six things I could never do without
(1)Family - Because they will always be there for you (whether you
want them to be or not!) (2)Friends - without friends, the world
can be a pretty brutal place, so you need people you can chill with
and have fun! (3)
Computer - its a pretty essential piece
of equipment for both work and my personal life - I honestly don't
know what I would do without it for more than a few days(4)Cell -
Okay, so I could maybe do without this if life depended on it but
it doesn't so I don't want to go without, got it? lol (5)My
Convertible -
I just wish Minnesota weather would allow it to be enjoyed more
often - nothing like riding down the highway with the top down
(6)Summer - as I said before, the Minnesota weather can be pretty
brutal, especially during the winter, and I love it hot!!! I
seriously should be living in the desert somewhere or at least
somewhere tropical!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do I live here in MN when I HATE THE COLD?!?!?!?!
When is Miss Right going to come around and will her first name be
'Always'?
What should I eat for dinner? - being single, the same ol', same
ol' gets kind of boring after awhile.
How the hell am I suppose to come up with 1,000 words for my
profile? Seriously, I think I've put ample time into my profile and
I was way short. So, as such, I'm going to just ramble on here a
bit and see what happens. Maybe if I put it some random bull down
right here, no one will really notice. Besides, if you do notice,
and you are still reading this, you can pretty much just stop now
as you will not be finding any more useful information about me in
this section. And if, by chance, I do think of something more
interesting to say, I'll be sure and put it above this paragraph.
Ok, so now, does anyone have a profile at 100%? Is it really
possible? I should be at 95% after I finish this specific and
uninteresting rant, hopefully. If not, I will be back to finish it.
Does anyone else on here think the Instant Messenger is a joke?
Seriously, it needs some work. But it would also be nice if people
who don't want to be instant messaged would turn it off - is it
really that difficult. By the way, if you just read that statement
and were offended, you should be and you should get a hobby instead
of reading this unimportant useless bit of knowledge as there is no
reason to still be reading this. I can't even imagine that someone
would waste enough of their time to get this far, but to those who
do, maybe you will find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
You won't but maybe, if something should happen to come to mind,
but I'm not really thinking a whole lot about what I'm saying, just
simply trying to lay down some words to see if I can get over 1,000
words for my profile. I'm also a little confused if this needs to
be in my self-summary or if it can be anywhere? I suppose if it
needs to be in my self-summary, I'll just be able to copy and paste
it but this site should really be more specific on things of that
nature, don't you agree? I'm asking like anyone is actually going
to read this far down. If you are, please stop, you are wasting
your time and I will start to feel bad for you. Okay, not really,
but it sounded like a good thing to say at the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, checking out a movie or concert or
something, playing
video games, or watching my cousins
play baseball.
Other times, after a long week, I'll take a night off and just
chill and maybe watch a movie - save the fun stuff for Saturday!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
That I prefer a good romantic comedy to action flicks. lol For
example, I own: When Harry Met Sally, Just Friends, Something's
Gotta Give, and (even I'm embarrassed about this one) Must Love
Dogs. lol
You should message me if
I've caught your attention and you're looking to meet a decent guy!