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My details

Last online
Sep 18
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Might want kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
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Hello there. It's nice to meet you. Can I get you something to drink?

UPDATE: I met someone on here a month ago who am I now dating. I'm using this website to peoplewatch because it's really amusing.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as a play-by-play announcer for sports on TV, and editing for a market research company. The announcing gig is more along my career path, which is on a pretty decent trajectory at this point.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Announcing sporting events (I hope!). Making people laugh. Saying wildly inappropriate things (but always at an appropriate time!). Cooking. Golf. Playing FIFA. Probably some other stuff too that isn't coming to mind at the moment.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height. My dark, luxuriant, hair. My pleasing baritone. My impeccable grammar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Calvin and Hobbes. Seriously.

Movies: Dr. Strangelove. Withnail and I. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. The Damned United. Anything by Pixar. Casablanca. Blazing Saddles. Comedies, really.

Shows: Archer. King of the Hill. The Simpsons. Frasier. Castle (not a show a man should watch, but still...). Seinfeld. Several of the Food Network competition shows. The Japanese version of Iron Chef. Law and Order (which I only started watching a few weeks ago; before I knew it I'd watched a whole marathon!).

Music: Lloyd Cole. The Housemartins. Billy Bragg. REM. Elvis Costello. Interpol. Marshall Crenshaw.

Food: I'm a foodie, so all of it. Especially if it involves Duck.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Throat Coat tea.
The three or four different color pens I carry with me at all times.
Hull City AFC (look them up!).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My career. Terribly puns and one-liners. Soccer, which I am really passionate about. The ladies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Covering a sporting event somewhere. Either that, or playing bar trivia, which is handy since I'm a fountain of useless knowledge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If you ask me nicely, I'll sing for you. I don't think you'll be disappointed.
You should message me if
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you've read this all the way through and any of it sounded appealing and/or interesting. Or if you have an interesting accent, since mine is Midwestern and boring.