23 North Highlands, CA
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My self-summary
I have a dry sense of humor and make lame puns and jokes all the time. Doesn't mean I can't be serious occasionally.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently a reservist for the Marine Corps, going to school, and working part time. Following DJ Khaled for all the 🔑
I’m really good at
I lift heavy things and put them back down repeatedly. I can also have intelligent conversations on various topics. I can become average at pretty much any task I work on for about a week.
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm wearing pants today.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Of Mice and Men, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Walking Dead comics, Game of thrones

Movies: Sinister, Insidious, Lord of the rings, 28 Days/Weeks Later, Semi-Pro, Dread, Kung Pow, Fight Club, Hurt Locker, Avengers, Dark Knight series, Superman, Batman under the red hood,All Star Superman, Mean Girls

Shows: Doctor Who, IT Crowd, Inbetweeners, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Metalocalypse, Top Gear UK, Arrested Development, Community, Game of Thrones.

Music: Freddie Gibbs, MF DOOM, ASAP Rocky, ASAP Ferg, Odd Future, the weeknd, Vince Staples, lil b, Future, Drake, Gucci Mane, Juicy J, E-40, Childish Gambino, EDM and metal.

Food: I will eat pretty much anything. I am very open to trying new food.
The six things I could never do without
4.My Car
6.The Gym
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does Charlie hate Dennis?
What is my cat thinking at the moment?
I can totally jump over that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Training for the inevitable zombie apocalypse at the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I go up my stairs on all fours pretending I am a wolf.
You should message me if
-You enjoy hoodrat things.
-You're looking for a swolemate.
-You want to meet up.
-You can banter back and forth about soccer.
-You follow the 🔑 to success