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23 Berwick, PA Man


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  • Ages 18–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:10am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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I like to be straight forward, but I'm unnecessarily sarcastic pretty much all of the time. I tend to be overly passionate about the things I dedicate myself to, for example: helping to unionize my former coworkers. I am notorious for making people laugh at inappropriate jokes, even if they're about themselves. I am a bit of a mixture of several stereotypes. I can be both a nerd and a hardcore rocker, but some days you'll find me listening to Bing Crosby. I'm not flashy, I'm not eccentric, and I'm definitely not secretly rich/batman so sorry if those fall under anyone's requirements. Anything else just ask. We all have our secrets, but I try to be pretty open. Also, since people have been adding these on here, I'm an ENTP if that matters.

Also, I will mention this now: I will most likely not message you if your page says you're looking for singles only. It has nothing to do with whether or not I think you're amazing. I am a polygamist, but NOT the whole weird, religious, cult type. It's a weird word to use, given the situation, but it's truly the only one that fits. My girlfriend understands it completely after the many talks we've had, and I try to be very open about the reasons for it and my intentions. Not really sure what else to really say about it, but if anyone has any questions then please don't hesitate to ask. Before anyone jumps to crazy conclusions about it, though, I seriously advise asking first. I hate when confusion, or lack of info, lead to false conclusions. So, to my original point, if you saw I visited and you check this out, it may clear up why I didn't message. You're still free to message me. I just hate making people uncomfortable when I don't know them. O.O
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning the reality behind the phrase, "the best laid plans of mice and men oft' go awry." Plus I'm a writer so I'm also currently working on finishing my first big novel, which is far easier said than done.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, especially at themselves, and smile. I'm a pretty decent writer, and I'm a master at reading people from the barest of clues, both social and physical.
The first things people usually notice about me
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This is an odd question since I'm not too sure. It really depends on how people first meet me. I guess the fact I have long hair is probably one of the first things, at least, or my blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love fiction. The wheel of time series and the chronicles of the black company are some of my favorite books.

Music, I listen to mostly 80's music. I'm also a bit of a metal head, though I don't listen to "screamo", and there's a difference. I also kind of have a thing for 50's music. The ink splots, Bing Crosby, etc. Not a big fan of rap unless we're talking about ERB (no clue? Check YouTube).

Food: three rules with me. 1. I don't eat salads... , 2. I don't eat anything raw except the occasional vegetable, 3. I despise mayonnaise and anything it's mixed into with a burning passion.

Tv: Bar rescue is my guilty pleasure. John Taffer is my hero! I also love the big bang theory. I'm also a little bit of an anime junkie depending on my mood. (Considering I go to anime conventions every year, I suppose that last sentence is a bit of an understatement.)

Movies can be summed up pretty easily. I will pretty much watch anything as long as the main plot does not revolve around a relationship or "dancing". Don't get me wrong, Pride and Prejudice was a great story, as was Romeo and Juliet. That being said, Pride and Prejudice as a movie lasts far too long (regardless of which version you're watching) and the whole forbidden love thing from Romeo and Juliet is starting to be far too overplayed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - Mexican food. Seriously.
2 - books.
3 - my computer, without which I wouldn't be able to type my works.
4 - my family. No matter how far away they may be, we always look out for each other.
5 - my mind for very obvious reasons.
6 - my truck. I think it's obvious why most people require transportation. :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world. The idea that time is relative. Chocolate milk. How people who claim to be English majors fail to know that the word "wherefore" actually means "why" and not "where". Why it is that people on here actually believe that drinking every day makes them "fun". Why people on here say they never use drugs, then in their questions talk about how they often smoke marijuana. O.o not to mention how it is that most people don't actually understand what a dive bar actually is and why they shouldn't be excited to end up at one. -.-
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, pinky. Try to take over the world!

Honestly, though? If I'm not working then I'm usually helping out with whatever side projects people have going on, or helping to keep things organized for sales at conventions, or a list of other random things really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm deathly afraid of heights. So, yeah, I don't do roller-coasters or things of that nature because I will literally have a panic attack.
You should message me if
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You want to laugh about everything. I guarantee laughter for everyone. Or if you are genuinely interested. I'm usually surprised when girls take the initiative on here, which isn't a bad thing. Or if you're just looking for random conversation. I'm pretty good about that. :P

Also, if you know the answer to this riddle I will gladly talk to you: "There are two brothers. Each stands in front of a door, one on the right and one on the left. You know that one door leads to salvation, the other to your doom. You also know that one brother always lies while the other always tells the truth, yet you don't know which brother is which. They tell you that you can ask them only one question together before you must choose a door. What question do you ask and which door do you take?"