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23 Berwick, PA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
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My details

Last online
Mar 8
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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I like to be straight forward, but I'm unnecessarily sarcastic pretty much all of the time. I tend to be overly passionate about the things I dedicate myself to, for example: helping to unionize my coworkers. I am notorious for making people laugh at inappropriate jokes, even if they're about themselves. I am a bit of a mixture of several stereotypes. I can be both a nerd and a hardcore rocker, but some days you'll find me listening to Bing Crosby. I'm not flashy, I'm not eccentric, and I'm definitely not secretly rich/batman so sorry if those fall under anyone's requirements. Anything else just ask. We all have our secrets, but I try to be pretty open. Also, since people have been adding these on here, I'm an ENTP if that matters.

On a secondary note there's a big thing you should know about me: next year I will be moving to California with my friend. So, with that said, if I don't message you after viewing your profile it may be because you are very attached to the area you're in and I'm not looking to end up in a long distance deal that spans the country. You're free to message me, however, since I always love talking. ^.^
What I’m doing with my life
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Learning the reality behind the phrase, "the best laid plans of mice and men oft' go awry." Currently in the middle of helping my coworkers unionize and negotiate a contract with the largest for-profit health care company in the United States. Plus I'm a writer so I'm also currently working on finishing my first big novel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, especially at themselves, and smile. I'm also a very good writer. I'm a master at reading people from the barest of clues, both social and physical. I'm also pretty good at randomly busting out the 80's music (I even started singing Edge of a Broken heart by Vixxen at work... don't judge).
The first things people usually notice about me
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This is an odd question since I'm not too sure. It really depends on how people first meet me. I guess the fact I have long hair is probably one of the first things, at least.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love fiction. The wheel of time series and the chronicles of the black company are some of my favorite books.

Music, I listen to mostly 80's music. I'm also a bit of a metal head, though I don't listen to "screamo", and there's a difference. I also kinda have a thing for 50's music. The ink splots, Bing Crosby, etc. Not a big fan of rap unless we're talking about ERB (no clue? Check YouTube).

Food: three rules with me. 1. I don't eat salads... of any kind. 2. I don't eat anything raw except the occasional vegetable. 3. I despise mayonnaise and anything it's mixed into with a burning passion.

Tv: Bar rescue is my guilty pleasure. John Taffer is my fricken hero! I also love the big bang theory. I'm also a little bit of an anime junkie depending on my mood.

Movies can be summed up pretty easily. I will pretty much watch anything as long as the main plot does not revolve around a relationship or "dancing".
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - Mexican food. Seriously.
2 - books.
3 - my computer, without which I wouldn't be able to type my works.
4 - my family. No matter how far away they may be, we always look out for each other.
5 - my protege. Seriously, you're an amazing young man. I'm very proud of you and I know that one day you may become a far greater man than myself. Your father would be proud.
6 - my truck. I think it's obvious why most people require transportation. :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world. The idea that time is relative. Chocolate milk. How people who claim to be English majors fail to know that the word "wherefore" actually means"why" and not "where". Why it is that people on here actually believe that drinking every day makes them "fun". Why people on here say they never use drugs, then in their questions talk about how they often smoke marijuana. O.o not to mention how it is that most people don't actually understand what a dive bar actually is and why they shouldn't be excited to end up at one. -.-
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do every night, pinky. Try to take over the world!

Honestly, though? Working. Not that I want to, but at the moment my work schedule doesn't leave me open for much freedom. I do my best, and I try to spend what time I can with my friends and family because I don't get a lot of free time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm deathly afraid of heights. Oh, and I sing randomly throughout the day and every time I'm in the shower.
You should message me if
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You want to laugh about everything. I guarantee laughter for everyone. Or if you are genuinely interested. I'm usually surprised when girls take the initiative on here, which isn't a bad thing. Or if you're just looking for random conversation. I'm pretty good about that. :P

Also, if you know the answer to this riddle I will gladly talk to you: "There are two brothers. Each stands in front of a door, one on the right and one on the left. You know that one door leads to salvation, the other to your doom. You also know that one brother always lies while the other always tells the truth, yet you don't know which brother is which. They tell you that you can ask them only one question together before you must choose a door. What question do you ask and which door do you take?"