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thewoodenboy

28 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Gay men only
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I want to go to there!"
Just a guy taking life as it comes and using it to my advantage.
ENFJ
I am looking for nothing in particular except to see some new faces, learn some new names, and create new relationships (friends and otherwise). I'm an outgoing guy, and I like to randomly do things to make my friends laugh - or to catch them off guard.
Check out my latest video:
http://youtu.be/fEjppAtM-Xc
I like to just go with the flow a lot - I'm pretty indecisive, that's probably why.
Been here for about 3.5 years - grew up in Texas, school in Arkansas, and moved here after a theatre gig in good ol' "West Virginie".

I am an old-fashioned, hopeless romantic when it comes to my dating life. For me, it's the simple things in life. A stroll down the road, embarrassing myself while sharing a game of tennis, grabbing a cup of tea or coffee while chatting, these are the kinds of things that get me and keep me interested. Especially in the beginning. I am at a point in my life where I'm ready for Mr. Right, but I know it may take a while for us to find each other. So in the meantime, let's be respectful, have fun, and learn about each other.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working downtown at a health food restaurant during the day, part time as a personal assistant to a lawyer, and I am working up my theatrical experiences to eventually become a great director.
Check out my site:
Www.jeffreyclarkstokes.com
I'm just trying to make the best of what I have and push for what I want.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-being there for people; even if I don't know what to say or do
-been told I'm good at making people laugh.
-remembering things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-How much I look like Oprah.
i kid
but seriously...
-me being crazy - making people laugh
-my eyes
-I feel like I need a third thing, but I can't think of something... how about you tell me what you notice first and eventually I will add something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Blankets by Craig Thompson; 1984 by George Orwell; The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
Movies: Synechdoche, NY; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Senseless
Disney Movie: Pinocchio (hence the screenname)
Shows: I use HULU, so I'm usually at least a couple days or an episode or two behind on whatever shows I watch. Currently in my rotation: RHOA, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, American Dad, FACE OFF (My Fave!!!), and Revenge.
Plays: Titus Andronicus by William Shakespeare; J.B. By Archibald Macleish
Musical: Assassins or Cabaret
Food: Hawaiian pizza and/ or Sushi (Rainbow Roll)
Music: Currently widening my horizons: On my spotify now: Rainbow Arabia, Lana Del Ray, Rihanna, Joni Mitchell, Ray LaMontagne, et al.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Passion
Friends
Theatre
Storms / Rain
Hearing
Education
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human Interaction: I love watching how people meet, what types of relationships form, how long friendships/ etc. last, all of it.

New play/ musical concepts: I have written one play that I'm currently on my third round of editing. I have one idea for a musical for sure that I need to actually sit down and write out!

My Future: I constantly ponder ways to enhance my current experiences (esp. professionally) and open up more opportunities.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing what feels right that night: Being out on the town - probably dancing my ass off, or chilling in with a movie and good company either way. (Also depends on if I have rehearsal on Saturday morning.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like sex...?
Oh, also, I get really school-girl giddy when one of two things happens:
1) A cute boy talks to or messages me.
2) I have a really intriguing conversation with a guy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can hold a conversation while maintaining interest.