Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Collin. I'm not funny and I suck. I'm also a sarcastic dick
Moved to Austin in May, 2014. I work until around midnight most
nights and a lot of weekends.
Some days I'm playing drinking games and watching dumb shit on the
Internet with my roommates. Other times I'm out exploring, going to
Mt. Bonnell, Zilker Park, or some awesome drinking establishment.
The outdoors are cool.
I also like going to museums and whatnot. I went and saw some of
the David Foster Wallace archives at the Harry Ransom Center
recently and it blew me away. All the museums and sight-seeing
stuff in this town are cool as hell.
I recently quit smoking and have also been eating healthier.
Everyone in Austin is beautiful so I'm trying to get on their
level. I like to cook.
What I’m doing with my life
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Designing newspapers, writing stuff about things.
I’m really good at
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Being overly competitive at video games or drinking games or
basically any games. Also correcting your grammar. And writing, I
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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People judge the FUCK out of you based on your musical taste. I'm
not as picky as most. I can dig most anything except country
, Field of Dreams
, there are so
many more but I'm lazy.
, Parks and
How I Met Your Mother]] [Homeland]] [Shameless
. I'm probably
As far as books go, there is The Greatest Game Ever
and The Last Best League
are a lot more, but I can't think of them right now. I'm constantly
reading something on my Kindle.
UPDATE: Recently been getting into classic literature that I
should've read when I was younger. Really enjoyed Dracula
and Picture of Dorian Gray
Currently going through all the Sherlock Holmes
Food is very expansive, but I've recently become a really big fan
of Mediterranean food and LOVE sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six people to party with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever's happening. I love sports, film and literature and I
think about those a lot. How fucking cool it is that I live in
Austin and not lame-ass Illinois.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, unfortunately. But on the rare occasion where I'm off, I'm
probably out drinking with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Giving stand-up comedy a shot is a dream of mine that I may or may
not one day have the courage to pursue. I'd like to go to an
open-mic night someday and give it a shot, but would likely have to
get pretty drunk to actually do it.
You should message me if
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You want to get drunk and play Mario Kart 64. Or find a cool bar at
which we can drink beer. Or you want to have a really pretentious
conversation about film. Or you can hang with me when talking about
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