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thewriterguy316

27 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm Collin. I'm not funny and I suck. I'm also a sarcastic dick head.

Just moved to Austin in May for my job. I work until around midnight most nights and a lot of weekends. Let's get drunk together.
What I’m doing with my life
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Designing newspapers, writing stuff about things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being overly competitive at video games or drinking games or basically any games. Also correcting your grammar. And writing, I guess.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is how unfunny I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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People judge the FUCK out of you based on your musical taste. I'm not as picky as most. I can dig most anything except country music.

Movies:
Forrest Gump, Magnolia, Apocalypse Now, Field of Dreams, there are so many more but I'm lazy.

Television:
Six Feet Under, Dexter, Community, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation The Wire Deadwood How I Met Your Mother]] [Homeland]] [Shameless. I'm probably forgetting something.

As far as books go, there is The Greatest Game Ever Played and The Last Best League. There are a lot more, but I can't think of them right now. I'm constantly reading something on my Kindle.

Food is very expansive, but I've recently become a really big fan of Mediterranean food and LOVE sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six people to party with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever's happening. I love sports, film and literature and I think about those a lot.

I also am constantly thinking about my future.

Also, what people think about me. I'm very self-conscious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, unfortunately. But on the rare occasion where I'm off, I'm probably out drinking with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have a fucking clue.
You should message me if
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You want to get drunk and play Mario Kart 64.

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