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theycallem_ox

34 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Two-year college
Job
Construction
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
A Midwest transplant, in the Bay for almost 2 years.
OK here it goes, a lil' something/something about me (in adjectives): smart, hilarious, sarcastic, positive cynical, nerd, energetic, open minded, goofy minded, a wordsmith, experimental, experienced humorist,enthusiastic, outgoingly sociable, intelligent, awesome, psychodelic, genuine, realistic, funny, focused (yet confused), daring, strong work ethic, professional beertician, adventurer, traveler(amongst bars and pubs), weird(in a good way), conversationslist, lover, fighter, winner, loser, thinker, talkative, listenative, and more!!!**
I'm Genuinely looking for a woman that can accept me for me and I too them in return. It's important for me to find a woman that is my partner and also a best friend.
I want to find my soulmate, a woman that I can share my life with, someone I can depend on and in return depend on me. I want a serious, honest, transparent relationship.
I've been through the games and drama and I'm looking for the opposite of that.
If anything I've said sparks your interested then don't hesitate to message. Let's see where the conversation goes...
What I’m doing with my life
Living and working in the City. Trying to expand my interests and discover my hidden potentials. Randomly finding myself lounging in parks and soaking up this beautiful atmosphere,while exploring the Bay!
I’m really good at
Expressing myself, turning strangers to friends, finding the funny in the most gnarly situations, bringing up random facts, and finding the best restaurant or bar in the neighborhood.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, stature, openness (bluntness), and how super cool I am haaa
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll ust randomly list something's that I enjoy:
Sarah & Vinnie morning show
.. and the Secret show
Stuff You should Know podcast
And stuff to Blow your Mind
Hitting up a IMAX/3D movie
Dexter
Mad Men
Game of thrones
Breaking bad
HIMYM
Seinfeld
It's always sunny in Philadelphia( the most awesome show created! Well ok head to head with Seinfeld).
Office
Parks and Rec
Documentaries on any subject
Thai
Indian food
Imgur

all zombie movies
the walking dead
Drum and bass
90's Hip Hop
Electronica
Deep house
Bass
Trap music
Liquid Funk
Dive bars
Cats and LOLcats
Memes
Beaches&Parks: Delores, GGP (hippie hill is a fave), Alamo, Baker beach, ocean beach(at night is amazing), all the beauty the bay has to offer (I still haven't been to Twin Peaks, but on my list).
The six things I could never do without
Outside of life's essentials to survive...
My Lil family
My S4
Friends
The Bay
Brunch w/ bottomless mimosas
My curiosity for everything
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's new on Imgur
Yep he's crazy.
I wonder if its happy hour.
Meat.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm either at a rager or completely content being home by myself watching a good movie or TV show with a frosty brewskie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was raised by a pack of wild corndogs.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you enjoy a good, witty conversation, and a great sense of humor and are able to find the bright side in anything. And if you want to know more... Don't be shy, say hi