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26 San Francisco, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 10:11pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Very often
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Likes dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born and raised in San Diego. I moved up to San Francisco for school 7 years ago and I've never looked back.

In 2014, I quit my shitty Management position at Vans, traveled all around Europe, Managed a restaraunt near Union Square, and now serve at a swanky spot in the TL.
While I thought working in retail was the worst, turns out managing the restaurant I was at tops it by far. I still find myself needing a drink... or two, when my work day is done.
Old habits die hard.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
No fucking clue! Surviving in this iron jungle.
Lately I've been spending time writing at a local bar. If you find me, do not ask me if I am writing in a diary, I am not. I am working on a series of essays.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- creating awkward situations
- looking like a fool in public places
- making others laugh
- learning and perfecting internet fad dance moves (such as the 'Cat Daddy') and then repeating them when drunk
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-my laugh
-my eyes
-my junk in the trunk
(this last one is what I get the most from the homeless people I walk by in my neighborhood)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Harold & Maude, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Shaun of the Dead, Cool Runnings

Books: Ariel, Bossypants, Fury, My Horizontal Life

Shows: Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Workaholics, Bob's Burgers, The League, Impractical Jokers

Music: Pretty much everything except for Country, but current artists on repeat are - Banks, Childish Gambino, The Neighbourhood, James Blake, and The 1975.

Food: I smother most foods with Tapatio.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Creative expression
-House keys (that I'm always losing)
-H2O & O2. You know, the essentials.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How is it that everyone always misplaces their house keys?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Where I'm going to visit next... Vegas? Seattle? Miami? Thailand? Copenhagen?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-out drinking with friends
-at a concert/show
-getting rowdy on the dance floor
-hitting the gym
-at work, gettin that $$$
-finishing a bottle of Chianti while trying to figure out the final twist in a Law & Order episode.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
nothing. I'm a fairly private person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you have all of your teeth
-you'd like to discuss the Lakers in all their glory (and tragedies too)
-you like drinking wine on rooftops
-you like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain
-you'd like to take me to a Giants game