Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
DISCLAIMER: I'm currently in a strictly monogamous relationship
right now. I reckon I'm leaving this up as testament that OkCupid
does indeed work alright.
I like quiet moments. I like working stuff out. I like plans. I
like being deterministic about problems.
I take things in stride. I obsess. I nitpick. Except when I
I want to meet everybody and do everything. I was born a million
men and I'm a tad pissed off I'll die only one.
I think comic books are equal to opera in terms of significance,
because both of them are products of their time.
I'm dealing with getting older, but I'm comfortable in my
I don't do silly things and if I do I apologize.
I hate pedants, hypocrites, and overly judgmental people.
Ironically this may come across as judgmental.
I'm tons of fun, but only if you like dive bars, old buildings,
restraint, dry humor, rooftops and sometimes abruptness.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a sightseeing guide for money. I take groups of people on bikes
around Central Park. It's a pretty sweet gig.
I also run a board game club which I give a surprisingly large of
my life to. It's pretty awesome though.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can juggle four ball (five if you let me practice), crack my
knuckles like a mad man, roll a cigarette in five seconds, tell you
height of the Empire State Building, and if I have the right
equipment pull a sweet triple ristretto. I also make awesome
whiskey sours, am pretty good at puns, and if you need a abundance
of awkward moments just call me up. I'm also really good at getting
obsessed about something for a couple of months then moving on to
something else completely unrelated. That's how I ended up reading
three books on pigeons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My incessant need to make puns. If you don't like puns then I
apologize for whatever time you've spent already reading my
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I use to have a really long list here, but then I realized that I
didn't really give a shit when I read other people's profile what
their musical tastes or favorite shows were. Or to be more precise
I was never really surprised by the answers.
But just for a brief run down.
- A ton of American history books. Especially NY related.
- The Wire, Breaking Bad and Community
- Daniel Johnston, Jeffrey Lewis, The Fugs
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4. German Board Games
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ramos Gin Fizz
* 2 ounces London dry gin
* 1 ounce heavy cream
* 1 egg whites
* 1/2 ounce lemon juice
* 1/2 ounce lime juice
* 2 teaspoons superfine sugar
* 2 to 3 drops orange flower water
Combine in a chilled cocktail shaker with plenty of cracked ice,
then shake viciously for at least one minute -- preferably two --
and strain into a chilled Collins glass. Top up with cold seltzer
or club soda
(Source = David Wondrich)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for trouble. Failing that... Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got some kinks I'm just now starting to get into. If your GGG
and the submissive type I would be even more interested in talking
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Here's the rub.
A couple of months ago I almost died from my appendix bursting. I
was just lucky enough to be wheeling into surgery as it happened.
If I had been a little bit later then the odds are decent I would
have been pining for the fjords.
That's not a great story I realize. Honestly it's a little bit
boring, but bear with me here. There's a point I promise. And here
Let's. Just. Fucking. Get. A. Drink. Already.
I'm lucky to be here. You're lucky to be here. This world is pretty
fucking shitty sometime, but there's a lot of cool stuff out there.
Not just like opera and art and all that high brow shit, but also
comic books and Mario Kart and graffiti and butt plugs and
cocktails and weird notes you find in the parking lot.
Almost dying didn't make me less lazy or even a better person. It
has however made me a little bit more straightforward about certain
things. And one of those things is how much time I want to spend
being pen pals on the internet with people I don't know in real
Ain't nothing wrong with it. It's just that I would rather get
drunk and make out on the Staten Island ferry. Or share some shitty
jokes in person. Or get coffee, have a nice polite conversation and
then never hang out again. Or do some weird sex stuff and watch
something on Netflix.
You know? You feel me? Do you pick up on what I'm saying? Cole me
down on the panny sty?
I mean take yourself for example. You're pretty cool hopefully. You
read cool books, you have friends, if a small kid makes a face at
you then you make one back. You've been to weddings, funerals and
seen tiny babies less than a week old. You've fucked up, done good
and did that one awkward thing years ago that you still cringe
You might have moments of doubt that normal people might call
normal introspection, you might feel less in control of how your
life is going than you like and maybe you have a list of shit you
need to do that's pretty long, but all that shit aside you're
pretty confident in the fact that you're pretty fucking
You're a fucking adult. You actually have a non vague answer if
somebody asks you what music you listen to, you know how to put
your ego in check for five seconds before saying something and
you've been to BRUNCH. You've been to fuckin' brunch and talked
about grown up stuff with people who wore something nice to meet
you. Holy fucking shit.
This ain't SNICK. This ain't Clarissa Explains it All or
Roundhouse. This shit is real life and right now at this moment you
are sitting in front of your computer staring at advertisements for
human beings. It's kind of weird. Not too weird, but a little
weird. It's a lot weirder though if you think somebody sounds cool
and you don't shoot them a fucking message. What was the point of
Do I not sound like a fun person to hang out with? Then god speed
with your OC travels and I hope you find somebody cool to meet. Do
I sound like somebody you would want to hang out with?
Then.... let's just fucking get a drink already.
Why the fuck not?
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