I want to start going gray (salt and pepper hair looks good). I have no idea why people love beer. It tastes like wet moldy bread. I've managed to keep a plant alive for a good 3 years now. I totally deserve a medal. I gave up cable a few years ago and wish I had done it sooner. Fruit shouldn't be fuzzy, I'm looking at you kiwi. Being serious should only be done when necessary. I have little awareness of the volume of my voice in public, for whatever reason my brain refuses to register that I'm being loud.
My condo association has shot down every breed of dog I've wanted sadly. Having gone 5 years without a dog is making me go through withdrawal.
I've been taking time to get up to New Hampshire for some multi-day hikes and I learned how to lead climb outdoors at Rumney recently.
Taking average of my uncle's ability to get cheap flights and visiting friends and family. Next trip is to Quebec City. Went there once for work and promised myself I'd go back.
Movies; Oldboy, Akira, The Constant Gardener, Jin Roh, There Will Be Blood, Unthinkable, Let The Right One In, Wes Anderson flicks, The Hurt Locker, Lady Vengeance, Hard Candy. I love terrible horror movies.
TV shows; The Walking Dead, 30Rock, Dirty Jobs, Myth Busters, The Daily Show, Regular Show, [adult swim], The IT Crowd, Workaholics, Cowboy Bebop, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Arrested Development. Anything on fora.tv and TED.com
Radio; The Diane Rhem Show, Wait, wait, don't tell me, Says you
Music; Sleigh Bells, Lorde, Slayer, Queens of the Stone Age, The White Stripes, La Roux, Meshuggah, Slayer, The Black Keys
A manual transmission (thankfully my new car is a semi automatic)
How in the hell did being addicted to chapstick become a thing? Seriously, it's real, Google it.
How so many people get the "What hand does a glove fits on when you turn it inside out?" question wrong.
You think this picture is dead on:
You understand that squirrels don't care if your lip gloss matches your boots when you're hiking.
Putting together Ikea furniture is something you are capable of.
You know what's going on in the world.
Wearing makeup from the second you wake-up to the second you go to bed isn't something you find appealing.
You know that ghosts aren't real. Except when you turn off the lights in the basement. Those basement ghosts aren't fucking around.