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thinking_hiker

35 Warren, RI Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 8:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to start going gray (salt and pepper hair looks good). I have no idea why people love beer. It tastes like wet moldy bread. I've managed to keep a plant alive for a good 3 years now. I totally deserve a medal. I own a PlayStation but use it just for Netflix. I know how to change my own oil but I won't change yours, I'll show you how to do it. Fruit shouldn't be fuzzy, I'm looking at you kiwi. Being serious should only be done when necessary. I have little awareness of the volume of my voice in public, for whatever reason my brain refuses to register that I'm being loud for some reason.

I visited England a few years ago. Someone I worked with at the time asked me why I bothered to fly all the way to England to experience their culture when I could have just gone to Epcot. Another human being said this to me, to my face. My faith in humanity was shaken to the core that day.

All the quirkiness aside, I'm an introvert that is ok with being an extrovert when needed. I enjoy and need alone time. We have to be friends for a while before things can become serious and long term. I love having inside jokes and knowing the little weird things about the person I'm with. I like being supportive as well. Helping someone achieve their dreams just feels straight up awesome.

Getting the superficial stuff out of the way; I have my own place; a car; a steady job; and I am the actual height I say I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've decided I need to learn to create more interesting dishes in the kitchen. So far things have actually gone very well and quite tastily (I'm making that a word).

After my condo association shot down every breed of dog I wanted I think I finally found one that isn't on any banned breeds lists. Having gone 5 years without a dog is making me go through withdrawal.

I've been taking time to get up to New Hampshire for some multi-day hikes and I learned how to lead climb outdoors at Rumney.

I recently decided to get myself into the best physical shape I've ever been in. I've started lifting weights, and crossfit style workouts at home. I've been following iifym (if it fits your macros) diet and after these past few months I'm starting to see some amazing results.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Figuring out how things work. I have some kind of superpower where I can fix almost anything. Being curious. Helping people through difficult times as I've had my fair share. I make a steak so good you'll be mad at me. Hitting a target at 100 yards. I'm a liberal that owns firearms, I MUST be crazy. Back massage that make you want to take a nap after I'm done.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I look much younger than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Black Swan (the book about statistical unlikely hoods, not the movie), Guns, Germs, & Steel, Zombie Survival Guide, Game Of Thrones (the actual book not the audio book, you people know who you are) I'm incredibly proud of my 18 year collection of National Geographics. One of these days I'll actually put them in chronological order. XKCD, Penny Arcade and other web comics.

Movies; Oldboy, The Constant Gardener, Jin Roh, There Will Be Blood, Unthinkable, Let The Right One In, Akira, Wes Anderson flicks, The Hurt Locker, Lady Vengeance, Hard Candy. I love terrible horror movies.

TV shows; The Walking Dead, 30Rock, Dirty Jobs, Myth Busters, The Daily Show, Regular Show, [adult swim], The IT Crowd, Workaholics, Cowboy Bebop, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Arrested Development. Anything on fora.tv and TED.com

Radio; The Diane Rhem Show, Wait, wait, don't tell me, Says you
Music; Sleigh Bells, Lorde, Slayer, Queens of the Stone Age, The White Stripes, La Roux, Meshuggah, Slayer, The Black Keys
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Freedom of choice
A manual transmission (thankfully my new car is a semi automatic)
Dogs
Pandora & NPR (I know that's two things)
Reddit
Rock Climbing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The insurmountable problems we, as first world citizens, must endure. Just the other day the battery in my electric toothbrush died and I had to move it around myself like some sort of caveman.
How in the hell did being addicted to chapstick become a thing? Seriously, it's real, Google it.
How so many people get the "What hand does a glove fits on when you turn it inside out?" question wrong.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
From dinner with friends to getting kicked out of Seekonk Grand Prix for my friends and I "accidentally" bumping into each other on the track. Yes we are adults, but it was still fun. The intellectual dinners help counter-balance the getting ejected from a go kart place in the grand scheme.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think Good Omens was an awful book.
You should message me if
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You're a good gym, climbing, range, or geeky board game partner.
You think this picture is dead on:
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You agree whiskey>beer
You understand that squirrels don't care if your lip gloss matches your boots when you're hiking.
Putting together Ikea furniture is something you are capable of.
You are open-mined and know what's going on in the world.
Wearing makeup from the second you wake-up to the second you go to sleep isn't something you do.
You know that ghosts aren't real. Except when you turn off the lights in the basement. Those basement ghosts aren't fucking around.